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• 18:32 Still in the 60s here. Grilling outside. Laptop? Check. Porterhouse? Check. Beer? CHECK! #
• 18:58 @thisisnotapril: Dammit!!! Horicon FTL #
• 18:58 RIP Studs Terkel #

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• 13:24 @metsfan: LOVE @fakesarahpalin #
• 17:27 Only old ladies write checks anymore... #
• 19:09 Bacon and cheddar is like chocolate and peanut butter. #
• 21:17 @DuggleBogey: No. Very well said. #
• 21:18 @DuggleBogey: The thing I hate most is the name calling and personal attacks.I try to stay away from it as much as humanly possible. #
• 21:33 @DuggleBogey: StB respnded to my Obama post about why he supports McCain. Except he didn't bring up McCain ONCE. tinyurl.com/6kqogy #
• 21:51 I just did some research, and apparently I'm Malcolm X's grandson. Sweet!! #
• 21:57 @RamaRama: I think I can. I think I can. I think I can!!!! #
• 22:07 YOU DON'T WORK TOMORROW?? YOU HAD BETTER KILL THAT KEG. Also, I hate you. #

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• 09:54 This damn cold won't go away. #
• 18:45 Stayed too long at the bar. Getting ready for Obama's "infomercial". #
• 19:04 Secretly afraid that this infomercial is going to backfire... Pretty good so far, though. #
• 19:23 Re-Tweeting @metsfan because it's that good: tinyurl.com/6yx64c #
• 19:31 Good 1/2 hour of Obama. I think he did it well. #
• 21:00 Phillies win the World Series. Who phucking cares?? #
• 21:11 Are they boo'ing the shit out of Selig, or is that my wife rating my sexual performance? #
• 21:12 @RamaRama: No shit. My fantasy team is faltering, all I have is baseball. And now it's done. Gonna hang myself with a dishcloth. #
• 21:23 @RamaRama:Yeah, too short. Too much chin. Gonna try mid-size bath towel. Wife would kill me if I used a full sized one. #
• 23:34 @RamaRama: Sorry, away from the computer. No poker tonight. Poke-her, maybe. Giggidy giggidy. #

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• 15:58 @Iggylicious: I have an 80g iPod and almost 9000 songs. Still got 23g left. Love it. #
• 16:02 Only ONE mention of McCain on the front page of www.gop.com . They've given up. #

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• 10:44 @thisisnotapril: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! #
• 11:02 Snowing in Milwaukee... #
• 17:55 Neo-Nazi assassination plot against Obama foiled. #
• 21:14 @good43: MEGA LOLZ. #
• 21:16 WTF? @Easycure blocked me from following him?? #
• 21:30 This Rays/Phillies game is boring. And the home plate umpire is T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E. #
• 21:34 @thisisnotapril: Every. Single. Day. #

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• 01:28 I am SO going to bed. #
• 01:28 Now. #
• 01:29 No, really. Now. #
• 11:32 @MCHammer: Milwaukee, WI #
• 11:32 @fouronionrings: That means we're getting it tomorrow! Is is a lot or just flurries? #
• 12:19 Kids are getting ready for trick-or-treating. #
• 14:43 Drinking rum & cokes and handing out candy. Freaking freezing out here! #
• 20:45 After 6 hours of being with 7 kids, hooray for peace and fucking quiet. #
• 21:07 The National Review has gone completely and totally nuts: tinyurl.com/64wkkr and tinyurl.com/6s7hro . #
• 22:24 @good43:I generally do not friend unless I was really tight with them in the past,or am really tight with them now.Otherwise, it's a contest #
• 22:34 Wow. Just hitting me how much I've drank/ate today. My liver is going to kick my ass tomorrow. And it may be bloated enough to reach it. #

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Online Poker Tutor

So yeah, I'm not the greatest poker player in the world.

I think we all know that by now.

But it's not for lack of trying. I've read the books, sought out advice on blogs, and learned by playing.

If I had a time machine, however, I wish I would have started with Online Poker Tutor instead of Phil Hellmuth's "Play Poker Like the Pros". Seriously, Phil freakin' Hellmuth was my introduction to poker theory. Online Poker Tutor is a great tutor for beginners and veterans looking to brush up their game alike.

Instead of concentrating solely on No Limit Hold 'Em, Online Poker Tutor also give you tips on Omaha and 7 card stud, two games that I'm familiar with, but terrible at.

I also loved "Bluffing 101". As a guy who has played a lot of poker, it's nice to have the art of bluffing broken down to its core. Sometimes I forget why I'm bluffing, and just let my ego get in the way of thoughtful strategy.

I would highly recommend people (especially people just wading into the waters of online poker) to check out Online Poker Tutor to hone their game into a profitable one.

Now, it's time for me to re-read the Omaha strategy and find a table at which to clean up.

My Aim Is True

• 16:22 Let the drinking begin! #
• 18:46 All hail Schlitz Original Recipe! #
• 20:17 @Katitude: Define "solo". #
• 20:56 "My Brave Face" by Paul McCartney (co-written with Elvis Costello) is arguably the greatest pop song ever, lyrically and musically. #
• 22:14 I am getting OWNED by this guy on Full Tilt right now. #

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• 15:17 James Carville:Republicans are happy about Joe the Plumber bcz they're glad they got somebody hanging around a toilet other than Larry Craig #
• 20:45 DAMMIT!!! I SPACED THE DONKAMENT!!!!! MUST...KICK...MY...OWN...ASS. #

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• 08:15 @good43: You can always ignore the friend request. #
• 16:32 Working from home is awesome, but I NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!! #
• 16:58 @NumbBono: Looking forward to the ultimate donkfest tonizzle! #
• 19:42 @metsfan: www.yeswecarve.com #
• 20:30 Ready to donk it up in the Dime Tourney! #
• 21:32 @DeadMoneyInc: You have a SICK lead, yo. Nice work. #
• 22:16 Norm Coleman R-MN: "If I lose this seat, and one party has control across the board, then you'll see changes". Isn't that sorta the point?? #
• 22:47 "One Republican in the private sector was shocked to get calls and resumes in the past few days from senior McCain aides"-Politco. OUCH. #

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• 20:29 @metsfan: Nice pumpkins! Ifyouknowwhatimean. #
• 20:35 @metsfan: You know you made Gizmodo, right? tinyurl.com/6pluxr Nice work! #
• 20:35 Duh...would help if I actually read the post instead of just looking at pictures. Oh wait, I can't REEEEAD! #
• 22:40 @good43: Didn't see that. Was it in the comments somewhere? #
• 22:56 For @taopauly and @snailtrax: tinyurl.com/6d4d9x #
• 23:20 @metsfan: You don't watch these games with volume off??? I'd rather listen to cats mate than McCarver. #

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• 12:41 Nooner #
• 12:47 It matters to us because it matters to them. McCain camp desecrates flag: tinyurl.com/5fnflu #
• 15:51 @Dugglebogey: That is pretty freakin' sweet. #
• 15:59 Pew Poll: Obama's Lead Widens: 52%-38% #
• 16:20 Holy Shit: Ra Ra Riot. Why has no one told me about this pure awesomeness???? #
• 16:27 @DeadMoneyInc: sadtrombone.com/ #
• 19:18 Just finished a 1/2 of calling for Obama. Geez, SE Wisconsin are haters! And apparently, "real" Americans... #
• 21:02 Even though he's been AWOL for awhile, @Easycure this is the future of your party: tinyurl.com/6ou9bt @Gamblingblues: thoughts? #
• 21:53 Firing up the poker machine. #
• 22:09 Wife is watching the "L Word" with her friend. Liking my chances. #
• 22:26 @DuggleBogey: Isn't it enough to just "keep it real"? #

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• 14:16 On the same day that McCain's camp suggest Obama took foreign money in September, this comes out: tinyurl.com/6mygcs MEGALULZ #
• 20:04 @thisisnotapril: The middle one looks familiar! tinyurl.com/5haa56 #
• 20:05 In other news, it looks like McCain is writing off Colorado, New Mexico, and Iowa. He's pulling out more than porn star lately. #
• 20:42 Over/under on McCain trying to spin Obama going to see his dying grandmother as "suspending his campaign"? #

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• 00:10 Joba Chamberlain arrested for DUI! I'd drink and drive too after the season they had... #
• 00:17 AND Tea Leoni may be back on the market?? What a great day! Excuse me while I get to the gym. #
• 00:28 @pokerstage: Howdy! #
• 00:30 I would just like to say that I'm happy today. Not only is @pokerstage following me, but so is @MCHammer. I couldn't be more proud. #
• 01:02 The first rule of Poker Club is NEVER play an SnG with @Ramama. FT will go offline and then you are up until 1am drinking bad wine... #
• 09:47 Retweeting @FakeSarahPalin: Kind of sad I sat out of this: tinyurl.com #
• 10:00 Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama #
• 12:04 Full Tilt Poker refunded me my SnG buy-in from last night, + split the prize pool accordingly. This is why I love Full Tilt. #
• 12:07 Wow. Vikings look sharp early. #
• 12:25 Leave it to the Vikings... #
• 13:13 Wow. The Vikings just suck. Just, wow on the suckage. #
• 15:07 Hey, thanks for showing up today, T.O.... #
• 15:59 Commence drinking. #
• 16:07 The Vikes/Bears game was embarrassing. How can you let Kyle FREAKING Orton put up that many points on you? Defense and Special teams? Yuck. #
• 16:10 El Tinklenberg has raised $438,000 since 3pm Friday. He should really thank Michele Bachmann for being such a nazi. EPIC FAIL for the GOP! #
• 16:24 Anyone ever hear of a "micro" brewery called "Ybor Gold"? #
• 16:25 God,I love that Obama commercial that has video of McCain saying how he voted with Bush over 90% of the time, more than his GOP counterparts #
• 16:28 @F1F1: LMAO at how you GOP wingnuts will say anything to go negative. #
• 16:38 @Gamblingblues: Wait till you hit ten beers, and then go for the pizza. You'll appreciate the pizza SO much more at that point. #
• 17:05 Working on an twangy sounding version of "Breaking Free" from High School Musical. Let the ridiculing begin! #
• 17:06 I wish I were joking: "An Examination of Obama's Use of Hidden Hypnosis Techniques in His Speeches" tinyurl.com/5zyxsy (PDF). WOW... #
• 18:25 Peyton Manning got me TWO fantasy points today. What hick douchebag. #
• 18:27 @Gamblingblues: Congrats on the new niece! Say hello to her mother for me. #
• 18:47 @taopauly: Amen. #
• 20:21 @pokerstage: What's the over/under that you cry? #
• 20:26 ACORN, what? Oh snap! tinyurl.com/6o3c35 #
• 20:43 ACORN, what? There's more! tinyurl.com/6gedhj #
• 21:06 @metsfan: Go Sox! #
• 22:09 WTF? Obama and Ayers had dinner in Chicago tonight? What's he thinking??? tinyurl.com/349ygu #
• 22:40 R.I.P. 2008 Red Sox... #
• 22:48 @metsfan: No shit! #

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• 00:16 Wow. Divorce. Scandal. Memories. These are a few of the things I've had to deal with in the past 5 hours... #
• 00:34 Just to clarify, NOT my divorce/scandal. Memories, yes. But those have been worked out thanks to electro-shock therapy. G'night kids. #
• 10:53 @Gamblingblues: Because of that Bachmann interview, El Tinkelnberg raised about $40K on ActBlue. tinyurl.com/583slk #
• 14:35 Drudge has hit a new low by allowing this ad to go up on his site: tinyurl.com/5h3d4b #
• 17:21 Getting ready to carve pumpkins with the kids. Here's my pumpkin: tinyurl.com/5ykkhm #
• 19:57 Carved pumpkins with the kids today. Here's mine: tinyurl.com/5haa56 #
• 21:09 @taopauly's ancestors perhaps? tinyurl.com/644dvr #
• 21:53 @DuggleBogey: Thanks! #
• 22:22 @RamaRama: In about a 1/2 hour. Gotta watch the real Sarah Palin on SNL. Hollah at about 11pm if you're up for slinging some pennies. #
• 22:44 @RamaRama: Yep, I'm ready whenever. #
• 22:46 @RamaRama: What's your FT name?? #
• 22:48 @RamaRama: You on MSN or Google chat? #
• 22:50 @RamaRama: Just hit you up on Yahoo. #
• 23:01 Sitting BETWEEN @RamaRama and Donkey Puncher on Full Tilt Poker. Not feeling too great. #

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• 10:13 John Stewart: "Why are we vetting this Joe the Plumber guy? He's already done more interviews than Sarah Palin." #
• 12:38 Prophetic Onion article from January, 2001: www.theonion.com/content/node/28784 #
• 13:53 If you dial 1-800-MY-BONER, you get Amnesty International. Just sayin'. #
• 14:54 Feels like a Monday today... #
• 17:24 @Gamblingblues: My favorite song on that album is "16 Days". Killer album overall though. #
• 18:00 Chicago Tribune endorses Obama. Sure, hometown paper, but he's the first Democrat the paper has EVER endorsed in its 161 year history. #
• 19:42 No baseball? No debates? What's a boy to do on a Friday night? I think I may take @SnailTrax's lead. Gotta find my Millay paperback... #

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• 08:28 @Easycure: There is video... #
• 11:44 When is the blogger get together?? I may have a free ticket to Vegas coming my way. #
• 16:18 LIVE POKER IN T-MINUS 2 HOURS! First time in months. #
• 16:20 You stay classy, Riverside! tinyurl.com/3zbgw5 #
• 21:05 I think my mid-life crisis is almost done. And I didn't get perm OR a convertible. Although both were tempting. Except the perm. #
• 21:22 Does anyone really read The Drudge Report anymore, unless they break a scandal? OK, everyone except @Easycure. Anyone? #
• 21:36 GOP lackeys are attacking Obama about not wearing an America Flag pin. Um..he's worn one the past 3 debates. McCain? Not once. Try again.. #
• 21:40 @iggylicious: Sure. #
• 22:41 @RamaRama: Yeah, me too. Bounced from my home game with AK vs. big stack with JTo.... #
• 22:42 I am Poker Champ. And Joe the Plumber. #

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• 23:37 Seriously. #
• 10:47 I can't see McCain having this conversation with ANYONE: tinyurl.com/4aczer #
• 10:50 McCain was a POW, but apparently was never tortured: tinyurl.com/4cyvg5 Will he PLEASE stop talking about it now? #
• 12:45 Your tax dollars at work...Getting Republicans elected: tinyurl.com/4yf3xu #
• 17:45 T-minus 2 hours 15 minutes until McCain whips Obama's "you-know-what"... #
• 17:47 @_otis_: Sounds more like an @SnailTrax shopping list. #
• 18:01 @RamaRama: After last week's Onion debacle, this week's is heeeeeeeeeeee-larious! #
• 18:07 RNC is pulling spending out of Wisconsin today. Take that, StB!!!! #
• 18:12 @JoeSpeaker: I just don't get how you like them so much. #
• 18:12 You stay classy, GOP! tinyurl.com/3sdaxv #
• 19:16 Holy shit: tinyurl.com/3lnxqs #
• 20:01 Here we go! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! #
• 20:02 @_otis_ No way. #
• 20:03 McCain is left handed? #
• 20:04 Are Americans angry? #
• 20:07 @DuggleBogey: LOL #
• 20:09 WOW. McCain actually LOOKED at Obama. #
• 20:11 Class Warfare?? Is McCain talking in code again? #
• 20:13 @good43: Don't you want to hear the crowd scream "kill him", "traitor", etc.?? #
• 20:25 Here it comes... #
• 20:27 I think that is actual excrement coming out of McCain's mouth right now. #
• 20:32 McCain IS THE FUCKING PENGUIN #
• 20:36 And there it is. ACORN AND Ayers in one sentence! #
• 20:39 Obama is killing McCain on ACORN and Ayers. #
• 20:40 ACORN AYERS ACORN AYERS ACORN AYERS, but my campaign is about getting the economy back on track. Worst transition ever, John... #
• 20:41 Is McCain going to attack Obama because the mole on his nose may be cancerous? #
• 20:46 McCain's eyes got wide as saucers when Obama brings up extra funding for special needs funding. LOL. #
• 20:54 I might vote for McCain just because he has the balls to throw in a huge chew in his left check. Skoal? Kodiak? Red Man? #
• 20:57 @FakeSarahPalin is wasted. #
• 21:05 @metsfan: I just told a friend tonight: If you are still undecided with 20 days left until the election, don' t vote. You are a moron. #
• 21:16 McCain has a "Are you ready for your close up?" look about him all night. #
• 21:20 Retweeting @paulandstorm: [P] No, wait... *now* I found him: www.joetheplumberseattle.com/ #
• 21:26 OK, for the first 30 minutes, thought this might be a tie. Now? McCain loses. Erratic isn't just a catchphrase, it the truth. #
• 22:04 @metsfan: Push? Nah, gotta go with McCarver. #
• 22:22 Just for the record, Mr. McCain, Sarah Palin's baby has Downs Syndrome, NOT Autism. Fully vetted? Yeah, right. #

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• 09:24 Four more years! Four more years! tinyurl.com/4xg5hb #
• 10:06 @Gamblingblues: So, apparently Bat Boy gave up on trying to break up Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston then? tinyurl.com/3z9z8t #
• 10:44 McCain's Economic Stimulus solution? Tax cuts for millionaires! I Can Haz Tax Cutz? Actually, no I can't... #
• 13:08 My favorite part of the McCain/ACORN video is the person in the red ACORN shirt waving a "McCain 08" sign. #
• 15:55 McCain Transition Chief William Timmons Aided Saddam In Lobbying Effort. Let's hope McCain brings up Ayers tomorrow night. BOOYA! #
• 16:01 And Palin keeps the crowds fired up. 1:25pm today another "kill him!" in reference to Obama. tinyurl.com/4x7olt #
• 17:04 Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin's fiance and soon-to-be baby daddy has dropped out of high school. Great system Gov. Palin's got going in AK #
• 17:44 @peacecorn: NICE!!!! #
• 18:23 @DuggleBogey: NERD ALERT!!!!!! #
• 18:46 More McCain/Palin hijinks yesterday and today: www.verbosities.com/ #

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• 08:30 @Gamblingblues: MEGA LULZ #
• 10:42 "NASCAR Legend Richard Petty Endorses John McCain." This is the kind of stuff that makes me laugh hysterically. Git R Done! #
• 11:20 Look out! We've got an AWESOME new economic plan we're going to roll out on Monday!! Or, um, maybe notsomuch. tinyurl.com/3o7d3j #
• 13:02 Surprise, surprise: McCain was for ACORN before he was against it: tinyurl.com/3r7qkz #
• 14:20 Listening to Ryan Adams interview on 107.1 KGSR. #
• 15:43 Sarah Palin heckles her own supporters: tinyurl.com/4ao9f7 . See? The attacks aren't just aimed at Obama! #
• 16:01 Obama ahead in North Dakota. #
• 18:13 @Gamblingblues: You are on FIRE. #
• 18:14 So much for a kindler, gentler McCain in the final stretch. Just saw two bald-face lies disguised as 30 second commercials. #
• 18:40 @Gamblingblues: My wife and I are DYING from laughter. You sound so much like @Easycure, it's insane. #
• 19:28 McCain: Obama supporters are calling me a "terrorist" and "traitor" too! Show me ONE video, John. tinyurl.com/5y6q2t #
• 19:44 Being famous on the internet is a lot like being the prettiest waitress at IHOP. no-one really gives a shit. bonerparty.tumblr.com #
• 22:44 Do yourself a favor and watch this video: tinyurl.com/46yjgn #
• 22:47 McCain told ACORN in 2006 that they are "what makes America special". #

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• 23:55 Seriously. #
• 00:06 Listening to Ryan Adams' unreleased album "Destroyer". Some of his best stuff since early Whiskeytown. #
• 00:12 HOLY MOTHER OF LEE HARVEY OSWALD, THIS GAME HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR 5 FREAKING HOURS... #
• 00:55 Seriously. #
• 10:36 @Easycure: Whatever you're smoking, please send some to Wisconsin. It'd be nice to live in fairy land for awhile. #
• 10:38 @Gamblingblues: Keep your eye out for a tweet from @Easycure about how McClatchy is run by crazy, extreme liberals. #
• 11:57 @Gamblingblues: LOL. Sign me up. In this economy, I could use the money! #
• 14:47 Wife has control of living room TV. Project Runway is on... Watching football via StatTracker. #
• 15:08 Thanks to FOX News for alterting us that the McCain & Palin have opposing views on the N. Korea situation. #
• 15:27 Can't believe I'm stuck watching the freaking Packers... #
• 16:58 @RamaRama: That's why I crank iTunes and mute the TV. Muuuuch nicer! #
• 17:21 Football right now is just an excuse to drink beer on the LORD'S DAY before the Dodgers/Phillies tilt starts @ 7:30pm. #
• 18:20 What in the hell is up with T.O.? I need those points, bitch! #
• 18:49 1/2 hour till we get baseball! #
• 20:05 OMG, Obama's win percentage at www.fivethirtyeight.com just went up to 94.1% today. #
• 20:47 ReTweet @howwastheshow: A-ha's Take On Me, literal video version: snurl.com/4axux #
• 20:52 Report: Obama picked up 12 major newspaper endorsements today. McCain? Zero. Nil. Nada. Zip. #
• 21:12 Does anyone else think that the Drudge Report is impossible to read? What a messy, ridiculous site. #
• 21:13 And by "read", I mean the layout of the whole thing. It's an aesthetic disaster. #
• 21:16 @Easycure: Hey! A solid McCain endorsement for you! (Ignore the "bellicose" part). #
• 21:18 In a related note, at least one sector of the economy is doing well: tinyurl.com/4plax9 #
• 22:10 @Easycure: Probably should have thrown the URL in there, huh? tinyurl.com/5x3jjn #
• 22:21 Crazy interesting CBS article about how an FBI agent almost became a "made man" in the mob. tinyurl.com/4lcjev #

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• 23:43 @Easycure: Eat shit? We're talking about the, you know, LAW here. Spin everything: That's what you hatemongers do best. #
• 23:44 @RamaRama: Today was an "epiphany" sort of day. I need back into society. And Lyle's. #
• 23:47 @Easycure: You're really good at researching the inital sources of allegations, just not the truth behind them. Guilty is still guilty. #
• 12:15 @Easycure: Everything is a vast left wing conspiracy, right? #
• 12:16 This pretty much sums up the current political climate: tinyurl.com/3fmlv9 #
• 15:06 I should probably clean the gutters out more than once every two years. Yuck. #
• 16:12 Here's what you've had working behind the scenes in the McCain camp: tinyurl.com/4j3b4s #
• 17:47 Greek chicken on the grill, beer in hand, Red Sox game on in an hour or so. Who says the world is ending? Feels good to me. #
• 18:03 Teaching my son some sweet mime moves. Marceau represent! #
• 19:13 How did I miss this?? tinyurl.com/4aro5v #
• 19:21 I just need to take a moment to say that Jason Bay is the MAN! #
• 19:29 @Gamblingblues: Twitter review after the film, please. I'm looking forward to seeing it. #
• 20:41 Um, yank Beckett? PLEASE?? #
• 21:31 Tito, Tito, Tito...Beckett should never have come in to pitch the 5th. #
• 21:57 Totally digging these Son Volt Acoustic Session tunes. Better than the tracks on the albums. #
• 21:59 I really love that @jonathancoulton is one of my two subscribers on www.friendfeed.com. I'm special! #
• 22:49 @RamaRama: Find me a place in South that is safe and around $200K. I will buy you a 6 pack. #
• 23:10 It was supposed to be mine. All of it. Seriously. #

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• 10:03 Tired of losing business to trunk slammers. #
• 10:26 Dow at 8230. This is so insane. #
• 14:03 Reagan for Obama: tinyurl.com/3sr9t5 #
• 18:32 Lamenting a lot of stuff today. #
• 19:26 Go Red Sox! Drinking a Ybor Sampler (not bad!) and watching the TBS clowns try to make sense of their suits. #
• 19:32 With the way the McCain/Palin rallies have been going lately, I imagine they'd support this: tinyurl.com/5xwjfu #
• 19:51 If I saw Tucker Bounds on the street or in a bar, I'd pants him and then punch him straight in the mouth. What a complete and total tool. #
• 20:08 @Gamblingblues: I don't know how I got along without my Moto Q for so long. #
• 20:11 This just in: Palin "unlawfully abused her authority" in TrooperGate. Doggone it, ya think? #
• 20:26 Boner Party may be one of the funniest blogs I've seen in awhile. bonerparty.tumblr.com/ #
• 20:28 @SnailTrax: tinyurl.com/42zjag #
• 21:16 @DeadMoneyInc: That site is so great (and accurate), I can't take it. #
• 21:52 OK, it may be time to move back to Minneapolis... #

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• 13:49 @Easycure: Yeah, hammering away at things that have been vetted over a year ago (Ayers, for example) is really great reporting... #
• 14:05 @metsfan: Preach it bruthah! Can I get an "AMEN"??? #
• 14:17 Today, in MY state, McCain brought up the Bridge to Nowhere AGAIN!! "Thanks, but no thanks" my ass. Seriously John, we're not that dumb... #
• 14:27 @good43: I don't think it's hit bottom yet, either. #
• 14:48 GOP hard at work listening in on ordinary Americans after it promised not to: tinyurl.com/4vr46t I'm shocked! #
• 15:03 @good43: OUCH #
• 15:06 @Easycure: It's all over the news. Give it up. Your party consistently lies to the American public. And we are fed up (see: Prez Polls). #
• 15:09 In honor of another insane day on Wall Street, I have vowed to drink beer and watch baseball this evening. Cheap beer, of course. #
• 15:21 @Easycure: Yeah, ACORN and Obama are the reason we're in this mess... Try 8 years of deregulation and voodoo economics that DON'T WORK #
• 15:24 McCain to Keating: "I'm yours till death do us part" tinyurl.com/3w9z9u #
• 15:25 Oops, got that backward: Keating to McCain. #
• 15:47 @metsfan: Tru dat. #
• 16:23 There are two positions to take in the current financial market: Cash and Fetal. (cue rimshot) #
• 18:25 How many times do you think Sarah Palin says "Also" when she's let into public? 50 times in a minute? 100 times? #
• 18:32 tinyurl.com/5weelo . @Easycure: Bill Ayers who? Let's talk Joe Vogler, an IRANIAN sponsored AIP Leader.. #
• 18:40 @SnailTrax: Everyone has their Holy Grail. #
• 21:51 Everyone who thinks that Tim McCarver and Joe Buck are complete and total fucking morons, please *raise* your hands. And I mean FUCK HEADS. #
• 22:46 @_jjok_ and @metsfan I guess everyone else out there LOVES these guys... I sort of want to kill myself with a spork when they're on. #
• 22:47 @peacecorn: Maureen Dowd is a F-0-X. Rowr! #
• 22:48 Also, my thinking that Maureen Dowd is a F-O-X has no correlation to FOX News, which is generally full of horse manure. #
• 22:58 Also, @Gamblingblues:Would it kill ya to put me on the Contributors list?? ;) (I seriously hate emoticons; sometimes you have to use them) #
• 23:00 @_jjok_ Fair and balanced?? ROFL. That's like saying MSNBC is exactly the same as FOX. C'mon, we're all grown ups here... #
• 23:02 Night all, before I leave: THE BROKERS WITH HANDS ON THEIR FACES BLOG: tinyurl.com/4jovda #

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• 12:43 @katitiude: I've got bloglines just fine. #
• 13:58 @metsfan: Just transferred everything over to Google Reader, and now THEY'RE HAVING ERRORS... #
• 14:12 LOL. Apparently at a rally today, McCain addressed the crowd as: "My fellow prisoners". Oopsie! #
• 19:22 Testing new widget. #
• 20:10 @RamaRama: The road to bad humor is paved with good intentions. Really, really bad. #
• 20:29 @RamaRama: I'm donking it up on the $2.25 6 handed tables if you're interested. #
• 20:31 @RamaRama: You have 28 minutes. #
• 20:52 Good luck at the Mookie tonight, everyone! #

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• 09:00 @Easycure: You sound like Karl Rove. And that's not meant as a compliment. #
• 10:13 McCain supports the Veterans? Really? The IAVA thinks not. tinyurl.com/4ksg5g #
• 10:53 @Gamblingblues: I've had both and I actually prefer the Q #
• 14:23 Your tax dollars...at the spa. tinyurl.com/3wrgsr #
• 14:54 @Easycure: Hey, we agree on something! That $140B was mostly pork, too...And not the @SnailTrax kind. #
• 15:11 @Easycure: They BOTH should have voted 'no'. It was a bad deal, and look at the markets today. Down 508 points right now. EPIC FAIL #
• 16:21 @good43: Bite your tongue! #
• 18:00 Retweeting @FakeSarahPalin: Grey's Anatomy is so biggeted--THEY NEED A WITCH DOCTOR. Get with it liberal media =P #
• 18:02 RUN!!! tinyurl.com/4orx95 #
• 20:01 IT'S ON LIKE BUTTERED POPCORN!!!!! #
• 20:04 @BobbyBracelet: I would REALLY like to know what that means. #
• 20:19 McCain's been hanging with Palin too long. He talks and talks and says nothing. #
• 20:23 "My friends" DRINK #
• 20:26 Dropping JFK. Very nice. #
• 20:28 If McCain will pay me $50 billion, I'll put a nuclear plant in my backyard. #
• 20:37 "People like Sen. McCain and I who don't need help, don't get it." Beautiful! #
• 20:41 @iamhoff: AND he's killing it. #
• 20:43 "I'll answer the question" - McCain. Making up for the VP debates, perhaps? #
• 20:44 somethin'likethat... #
• 20:49 @good43: Can't stop laughing. Best site ever. #
• 20:51 McCain walking around to keep the blood flowing through his cybernetic legs? #
• 20:56 Hair plug joke? *crickets* *crickets* Keep your day job, McCain. As SENATOR. #
• 20:56 They're standing NEXT to each other and McCain STILL won't look at Obama. #
• 21:00 If the CNN graph is any indication, Obama is KILLING McCain tonight. Obviously, that's a pretty small, emotional sample. #
• 21:13 Brokaw gets the biggest laugh of the night... #
• 21:14 ATTACK!!!! #
• 21:19 @Easycure:That IS the best idea ever! Except McCain would never do it. He gets a "D" grade from www.veteranreportcard.org/list.html #
• 21:25 Retweeting @_taylor_: _taylor_ : I looked into Putin's eyes and saw an L, an O, and an L. #
• 21:28 Peeps on CNN don't like that McCain will not meet with Iran without preconditions. #
• 21:42 So, Obama is STILL there talking and shaking hands with the people. Where'd McCain go? Too tired? Skin graft? #
• 21:50 I think @FakeSarahPalin won that debate. Not by much, but I think she won it hands down. #
• 22:25 @Easycure: Do you really want to discuss the U.S. Council for World Freedom? Or Palin's link to an Iranian backed Alaskan separatist group? #
• 22:30 @Easycure:How about McCain's latent racism, even tonight in a NATIONAL debate? tinyurl.com/43lrgu Should've just called him "boy" #
• 22:31 @Easycure: And Ayers ISN'T debunked? C'mon Easy, you're smarter than that. #
• 22:35 @Easycure: The link to Alaskan Independence Party is NOT debunked/crap. Todd Palin was a member for 7 years. She supported them. #
• 22:43 McCain ignores Obama's offer of a handshake: tinyurl.com/44c6zp This, AND he left the stage immediately? Stay classy, Arizona... #
• 22:44 We now interrupt political debate with a video about cute puppies! tinyurl.com/53a6nm #
• 22:57 OK, 11pm here. Good debate. We all know Obama kicked McCain's ass, even though @Easycure will say otherwise. Night all. #

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• 23:51 @metsfan: I hate it when people do that. EPIC LOOSE! #
• 09:32 Palin told NYT that she thinks Obama's relationship with Rev. Jeremiah Wright, "should be discussed more." How bout your own church,Palin?? #
• 09:44 @good43: Well, you know that dinosaurs and witches walked the earth together, right? #
• 11:16 @good43: I also believe McCain was still a lad when dinosaurs walked the earth. #
• 16:58 ARRRGH!PHFFFFT! Berke Breathed is killing off Opus. So sad. #
• 19:01 @Katitude: Tis true. I heard an interview with him on NPR today. ACK! #
• 19:26 FactCheck on Obama's 1/2 brother: tinyurl.com/43bf7h @Easycure is wrong again. #
• 23:00 Really long NYT post about McCain's lies: tinyurl.com/3oy68f By really long, I mean that there are a lot of lies. #
• 23:28 @Easycure: You're right. Keep listening to Sarah Palin, she's a really reliable source of info. OR you could go to www.factcheck.org ... #

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• 23:44 1 epic win (thanks @katitude for swinging by my micro-sng. You were my good luck charm!), and 1 epic loss on the tables tonight. #
• 23:45 www.johnmccainrecord.com/ #
• 23:58 Darn right I'm a doggone maverick of the low limit tables! #
• 00:21 Did I just see a PokerStars ad on ESPN with Vanessa Russo pushing all-in with The Hammer? I think I did! #
• 00:22 @JoeSpeaker: The White Sox must die. You know it's true. #
• 13:53 @thisisnotapril: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! #
• 20:03 @fouronionrings: You have any idea how our match up in Fantasy Football is going?? #
• 21:07 @fouronionrings: Congrats in advance of your win! #
• 21:13 New post up at www.verbosities.com. Looking forward to the right wing spin doctors of the blogosphere tearing me a new one. FTW! #
• 22:52 Is "Nebraska" one of the best albums of all time, or am I just nuts? #

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• 23:35 @_jjok_ I are thanking you for me you not finding stupid. Vote fer Nader! Git R done! #
• 09:44 Piper Palin got some doggone good Christian upbringing: tinyurl.com/48ace9 #
• 16:04 Finally found a DFL station that has Obama yard signs left. Watch out Horicon, the liberals are coming!!! #
• 18:16 @RamaRama: Brewers up on the Phillies 2-0 in the 3rd. That's what I got going on. Take that HOYAZO! #
• 18:17 I mean 2nd. #
• 20:16 The Atlas Shrugged part of this episode of "Get Your War On" never fails to make me laugh hysterically: tinyurl.com/48vd4d #
• 21:42 I love lamp. #
• 21:44 I know my son's name is Wrigley, but I'm rooting for the Dodgers this series. #
• 22:03 Damn do these 9 handed SnG's take FOREVER... #
• 23:13 My major crush on Tina Fey may turn into "crazy stalking" after tonight's SNL debate spoof. #

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• 08:59 @DeadMoneyInc: Chris Matthews getting unknowingly Rick Rolled has made my morning. #
• 10:31 Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart: tinyurl.com/5xqbfw #
• 15:19 @good43: One for me, one for my homie. And by homie, I mean my 401K #
• 17:06 City or country, townies run amok in Wisconsin... #
• 19:53 @peacecorn: Sorry about that. #
• 20:01 Insanely happy that the White Sox are getting their asses handed to them. #
• 20:28 @RamaRama: Agreed. Pierzynski is a complete tool. Especially with that (Jermaine) dyed haircut. #
• 22:04 How much fucking HUSTLE does Jason Bay have?? #
• 22:11 Downloading William Shatner's "Has Been". Yes, I am that ironically cool. #
• 22:50 @Easycure: Or Cheney's coming to town. #
• 23:18 So, word on the street is that McCain is going to only post attack ads for the next month, even though he vowed to run a "clean campaign"... #

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• 14:59 (CNN) — Sen. John McCain said Thursday that Sen. Barack Obama's poll numbers are rising as the economy seems to sink "because life isn't ... #
• 15:00 Obama-"When you start interjecting presidential politics into delicate negotiations, you could actually create more problems than less." #
• 15:40 Debate Prep: tinyurl.com/3edjgo #
• 17:39 @good43 @RamaRama: Didn't even look at the comments! Dumbing down now.. #
• 17:43 Favorite comment (so far) in that thread: Love the ball cap and ponytail look…..Hot Hot Hot!!……Pass the lubricant. #
• 18:58 @Gamblingblues: So moving to Appalachia and becoming a die-hard Libertarian then? #
• 20:53 @pokerstage: I'm pretty sure Palin would have misspelled that, too. #
• 20:56 "No, there were no mistakes in this administration" THEN, "We'll learn from the mistakes of this administration". Which is it? #
• 20:57 Palin dropped the "I love Isreal" line because of her anti-Semitic, crazy, witch doctor, snake handling church. #
• 20:59 Pakistan WILL BE the land of Unicorns and Raibows AND Lollipops under McCain/Palin!! #
• 21:09 To be honest, I'd really like to hear @Easycure's take on this debate. We need another voice here. Can't believe I just said that. #
• 21:09 Maverick, maverick, maverick, maverick....enough. Drinking game tonight should've included that term... #
• 21:12 Palin = McCain's 2nd trophy wife. She's so folksy!!! #
• 21:16 Palin as VP= Push McCain's agenda. Biden as VP = Push Barack Obama #
• 21:17 Cheney is the most dangerous VP we've probably had in American history. OH SNAP! #
• 21:20 WHAT. IS. YOUR. ACHILLES. HEEL??? You didn't answer, Governor... #
• 21:23 Biden just pulled the heartstrings of America right there. The best part? He MEANT it. #
• 21:23 DRINK #
• 21:23 Biden just pulled the heartstrings of America right there. The best part? He MEANT it. #
• 21:24 Biden on the whole "maverick" thing = brilliant. #
• 21:28 @Gamblingblues: What's up with Haloscan? My comment on Verbosities won't post. Any ideas? #
• 21:30 Filters of the MSM, or your own campaign?? #
• 21:39 Biden wins this debate hands down. #
• 21:41 Also, shouldn't anyone that says "doggone" and "darn" and "heck" in a VP debate be automatically disqualified? #
• 21:53 Palin line of the night: "We've got a toxic mess on Main Street affecting Wall Street." #
• 21:57 McCain understands women because you guys are, you know...EMOTIONAL. tinyurl.com/3ub454 #
• 22:03 @Easycure: You were missed. Seriously. #
• 22:34 @Iggylicious: Agreed. So much better than the 1st darn Prez debates, doggonit!! #
• 22:44 Also, Scott McClellan is not the guy in Afghanistan, Gov. Palin, Dave McKiernan is...But hey, you can see Russia from your porch! #

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• 23:40 @Easycure:Thanks for cementing that the GOP has to rely on PERSONAL attacks to get anything done. Now you've done it to me. We'll see in Nov #
• 23:46 Also @Easycure: Did you know that Hugo Chavez is from the Middle East? McCain said he was earlier today. Also, Spain is against us! ... #
• 09:03 Not feeling so hot today after losing a big deal at work yesterday and the Twins screwing the pooch. #
• 10:08 Fair and Balanced? C'mon... tinyurl.com/4usm9s . You can hear people laughing when he says it's a "split". #
• 11:54 The end of iTunes?? tinyurl.com/3mwbsp #
• 13:52 Rule One: When a campaign starts attacking the media, things aren't going well. #
• 13:52 Rule Two: When a campaign says the polls are wrong, things aren't very good. #
• 13:52 Rule Three: When a campaign says "the only poll that counts is the one on election day" usually means a campaign is about to lose. #
• 22:01 @fouronionrings: I somewhat agree. Seven games would just be too long of a total playoff picture, tho. #
• 22:14 McCain actually voted in the Senate today! He'll get used to it again when he's back there as a Senator in November. #
• 22:33 3 doctors confirmed what looked like a "mini-stroke" occurring with McCain today. President Palin still sound good to you Republicans?? #

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