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Monday, December 24, 2007

NORAD Tracks Santa

You can follow him around the globe as well. Click HERE. I highly recommend getting Google Earth and watching him go 'round the world live. If you have kids, they will lose their minds.

Here's one of the YouTube videos they've posted:


Sunday, December 23, 2007

Happy Whatever The Hell You Celebrate

Even though I'm so not into Christmas this year for whatever reason, I thought I'd put this card up for those of you excited about Chriskwanzukkah this year.

Enjoy the holiday! I'll be back for more bad beat/fart stories after sobering up from the holiday that celebrates the birth of the 8 pound, 6 ounce baby Jesus.

Click HERE for a happy little Christmas ditty.

And to all a good night...

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Holiday Greetings and Whatever

Geez, if this guy is actually going to start posting again, I should probably off my ass and put fingers to keyboard.

First off, even though you wouldn't know it from the lack of posts on this here "poker blog", I've been playing quite a bit on Full Tilt.

Naturally, my 'roll is getting huge while I'm hittin' switches and smackin' bitches on the $2.25 6-handed SnGs. Muchos hugios. Fatter than Jamie-Lynn Spears eight months from now, yo.

For a limited bankroll player like me, these things are bread and butter. It's basically a 1st place score ($5 profit), or a 2nd place score ($2 profit) every time for me. Unless, of course, I get coolered (see below).

These babies are great because you can basically fold into 3rd place, then take your sandy-tight vagina image and wreak havoc on the other two players who are scared shitless of not making the money.

Not the most exciting way to play, but it's been successful for me so far.

What else?

Oh, anyone else's kids going APE SHIT over this damn thing?

Yeah!!! That's right! It's Butterscotch!!! Isn't she cute????

A fucking fake pony that whinnies, pretends to eat carrots, and does everything a pony does except shit on the floor (look for that in v 2.0 in 2008...).

It's all my daughter can talk about, but there's no way in hell we're buying it for her, and I let her know straight up that the fat man isn't gonna have room for that bitch in his sleigh.

Oh, did I mention that it's $250? That's a lot to pay for something that will end up being a coat rack in 2 months.

Happy Holidays to you all, and if I find out that any of you bought that goddamn monstrosity above, I will hunt you down, buy you a beer, then shit down your shirt.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Coolered (Sort Of)

I probably shouldn't have stayed in this hand, but I got coolered on the river:

Seat 2: Alan Gould (700)
Seat 3: homer_has_aces (2,915)
Seat 5: Bloody P (3,330)
Seat 6: Play them right (2,055)
Bloody P posts the small blind of 25
Play them right posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bloody P [2c 4c]
Alan Gould folds
homer_has_aces folds
Bloody P raises to 150
Play them right raises to 300
Bloody P calls 150
*** FLOP *** [Kc 6c 7h]
Bloody P bets 600
Play them right has 15 seconds left to act
Play them right calls 600
*** TURN *** [Kc 6c 7h] [3c]
Bloody P bets 2,430, and is all in
Play them right calls 1,155, and is all in
Bloody P shows [2c 4c]
Play them right shows [Ks Kh]
Uncalled bet of 1,275 returned to Bloody P
*** RIVER *** [Kc 6c 7h 3c] [3d]
Bloody P shows a flush, King high
Play them right shows a full house, Kings full of Threes
Play them right wins the pot (4,110) with a full house, Kings full of Threes
The blinds are now 30/60
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,110 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc 6c 7h 3c 3d]
Seat 2: Alan Gould didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: homer_has_aces (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Bloody P (small blind) showed [2c 4c] and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 6: Play them right (big blind) showed [Ks Kh] and won (4,110) with a full house, Kings full of Threes

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Vintage "Scare 'Em"

Full Tilt Poker Game #4485497031: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (33998310), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:04:17 ET - 2007/12/13
Seat 2: Bloody P (4,135)
Seat 4: landan09 (1,985)
Seat 5: The Poker Roach (1,490)
Seat 6: CHUCKLES65 (1,390)
CHUCKLES65 posts the small blind of 25
Bloody P posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bloody P [Qd Kc]
landan09 folds
The Poker Roach raises to 175
CHUCKLES65 folds
Bloody P calls 125
*** FLOP *** [5s Js 4s]
Bloody P checks
The Poker Roach bets 200
Bloody P calls 200
*** TURN *** [5s Js 4s] [Jd]
Bloody P checks
The Poker Roach bets 300
Bloody P raises to 1,675
The Poker Roach has 15 seconds left to act
The Poker Roach has requested TIME
The Poker Roach folds
Uncalled bet of 1,375 returned to Bloody P
Bloody P mucks
Bloody P wins the pot (1,375)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,375 | Rake 0
Board: [5s Js 4s Jd]
Seat 2: Bloody P (big blind) collected (1,375), mucked
Seat 4: landan09 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: The Poker Roach (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: CHUCKLES65 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Saturday, December 01, 2007

2 Girls 1 Cup Song