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Sunday, June 29, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 15:13 Catholic baptism @ 8:30am. Beers @ 10:30am. Buzzed at 3pm? Priceless. #
  • 17:49 Looks like it could be a snap peas and mayo kinda night. Wish me luck. #
  • 18:25 Sweet niblets! #
  • 22:45 @peacecorn @thisisnotapril: Stop it, you two. #
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Saturday, June 28, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 10:11 Rockin' the latest Death Cab For Cutie album. Good stuff. Next up, the long overdue spin of Atmosphere's "When Life Gives You Lemons..." #
  • 10:46 @thisisnotapril: Always with the cryptic messages! Where do I send in for the decoder ring?? #
  • 13:09 Just bought a domain name for the business. Found invoicing software, and am working on a marketing plan..Zoinks! #
  • 22:58 Realizing I may have a non-sexual man crush on Ben Gibbard. #
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Friday, June 27, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 09:58 Walked in to find my 5 year kissing the television. When I asked him what he was doing, he turned around and said, "I JUST LOVE TV!!!" #
  • 18:26 Can't find the new Schlitz "Original Recipe" ANYWHERE. I Damn Thee, Wisconsin Alcoholics! #
  • 21:21 Twins vs. Brewers at the Homer Dome. I'm torn. No I'm not...GO TWINS! #
  • 22:34 @iggylicious: THAT made me laugh my ass off. #
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Thursday, June 26, 2008

My Aim Is True

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 15:04 Just saw an ugly girl with a 'Keep Your Laws Off My Body' bumper sticker. I'd keep my hands off too. #
  • 19:11 @s4xton: @jonathancoulton has a great song about SkyMall. tinyurl.com/6chuof #
  • 20:42 @iggylicious: I can remove bra hooks with mine. We should fight crime together! #
  • 20:48 Writing a solid business plan is harder than you'd think. #
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 15:49 Can't...prospect...any...more. Hate...cold...calling...so...much....Need...beer... #
  • 21:06 Fireflies everywhere! #
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Monday, June 23, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 00:38 In honor of George Carlin: Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits. #
  • 17:57 Home. Friends are having monster marriage trouble. Been trying to help through the eternal vessel of beer. #
  • 19:48 @katitude: I guess. I thought I was at LEAST a -5... #
  • 20:21 @katitude: As are you! #
  • 22:31 Still happy on the right side of "0" on @katitude's scale. Hoping it's not a sliding scale. You never know with those Canadians! ;) #
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Sunday, June 22, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 23:49 Drunk. HAVE to sleep on the couch. Thinking about doing things to myself you've only read in magazines. HELLOOOO Snap Peas and Mayo, etc! #
  • 09:29 Damn mayo everywhere... #
  • 19:59 Can't stop watching Camp Rock on ABC Family. #
  • 20:38 Seriously. Camp Rock. Seriously. #
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Saturday, June 21, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 10:57 Getting ready to head to daughter's dance recital. BBQ to follow. Yep, gonna be one of THOSE days. #
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Thursday, June 19, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 01:23 No poker for me. Stupid 7am work meeting. #
  • 19:59 @DeadMoneyInc : Congrats! Jeez, I've been out of the loop since I've been in Vegas (NOT playing poker...) #
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 22:23 At Golden Nugget. Poker at the IP is in the plans tonight. #
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 09:56 Heading to Vegas in 10 hours! #
  • 10:40 @fouronionrings: Should be fun. Some work (Infocomm), some play (poker!) #
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Monday, June 16, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 00:35 @Iggylicious: Take me with you. For all that is holy, take me with you. #
  • 15:26 Watching Tiger try to take out Mediate in Sudden Death. #
  • 15:28 Woods takes it in a thrillah! #
  • 16:09 tinyurl.com/6b79d6 Good luck, McCain! #
  • 17:05 @Easycure: No, I hear ya. Interesting stuff, tho. #
  • 19:05 Drizzled asparagus tips kissed in dill weed anyone? (Hee hee, I said 'dill weed') #
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Sunday, June 15, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 10:54 Happy Father's Day to all of the dads out there. Had breakfast with the kids and now they're playing quietly upstairs. Heaven! #
  • 13:35 Drinking a beer and watching the kids run through the sprinkler. #
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Saturday, June 14, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 23:53 Do people really think Craig Ferguson is funny? I mean, really? #
  • 12:18 Just finished mowing the lawn, before "Storm of the Century 3.0" comes in a couple of hours. #
  • 19:12 Go FTrain! #
  • 19:47 Life overhaul begins Monday. #
  • 20:20 Stupid split loyalties...Yea! Twins tie the game! Boo! Brewers are letting it get away! Decision? Twins by a billion. #
  • 21:12 Looks like FTrain is in the money? #
  • 21:16 Best invention in the history of mankind? Pizza Rolls. #
  • 21:33 @sandybates: show 'em! #
  • 21:52 @taopauly: take pictures for Drizz!! #
  • 22:04 Dear Small Town High School Boys: You've never been gangster, you'll never be gangster, stop it with the white t's and jeans. You're lame. #
  • 23:03 Congrats F-Train! #
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My Aim Is True

  • 10:37 T to tha G to tha I to tha F, motherfathers. #
  • 14:38 @good43: One of FTrain's backers, are you? #
  • 18:21 @easycure: Stupid work computer...can't download Full Tilt to play Kat's tourney...(Home computer died awhile back) #
  • 18:25 *cough* former donkament champion here *cough* with only ONE rebuy. #
  • 21:44 @katitude: *cough* correct *cough* #
  • 21:45 Also, GO F ta tha Trizzain!!!!!!!!! #
  • 22:01 Watching former Twin Bert Blyleven pitch to some guy from the Brewers in a "bi-partisan" baseball instruction thingy on FSN. Insane. #
  • 22:36 @easycure @mookie99 Almost as good as Pacifico. #
  • 23:16 Drinking. With gusto! #
  • 23:53 Do people really think Craig Ferguson is funny? I mean, really? #
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Thursday, June 12, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 14:07 @Easycure: Damn, Blinders really let him have it. Sounds like it's deserved. Hoy always has been an arrogant, self-serving prick, IMHO. #
  • 17:10 Just picked up a new phone. It's going to take some getting used to after 2 years with the RAZR. #
  • 19:17 Sitting at home waiting for the weather apocalypse to finish us all off. #
  • 23:12 "Ping Pong Diplomacy" is the best band name ever. #
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 15:20 Contemplating Happy Hour...again. #
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 13:03 Contemplating Happy Hour #
  • 14:50 Lots of new stuff up at heavycritters.tumblr.com #
  • 21:40 Ambushed by a "salesperson" at the house. She was invited. Hid in the garage for 1/2 hour. I now have 'hand'. Not going to need it. #
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Monday, June 09, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 12:36 Qdoba = MAJOR FAIL #
  • 21:59 @SnailTrax: Qdoba is like eating a shart compared to Chipotle. #
  • 22:21 My 6 year old girl sat down tonight and read an entire Spider Man comic book. I couldn't be more proud. #
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Sunday, June 08, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 11:20 Got the best birthday gift ever today! A flooded basement! #
  • 15:59 @SnailTrax: I feel ya. Flooded basement ruined my 1970's "huge bush" Playboy collection. Super bummed. #
  • 16:02 @iggylicious: *cough* tinyurl.com/3gblzv *cough* #
  • 18:06 Heading to Ginger's Hideaway. Yes, I live in a small town. #
  • 21:05 Seriously with the rain... #
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Saturday, June 07, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 10:30 @thisisnotapril: literally? or another metaphor? #
  • 15:08 Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a twister! It's a twister! Heading to the basement. #
  • 15:36 Really coming down now. Confirmed tornado on the ground about 10 miles west of us. #
  • 16:00 Looks like it missed us, still coming down like crazy. I hope @Noah swings the ark by to pick us up soon. #
  • 17:42 All it fucking ever does here is snow or fucking rain. FAIL. #
  • 22:11 Just had 1/2 of a cigarette. Put it out. I'm stronger than that. Fuck you, RJ Reynolds. #
  • 22:19 Having major birthday blues. Mucho introspection. In related news, I just farted. #
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Friday, June 06, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 08:15 Waiting for coffee, craving a smoke. #
  • 11:02 There's not a lot more I can do work-wise today, and it's only 11am...Blackfin!!!! #
  • 13:31 New stuff up at heavycritters.tumblr.com #
  • 13:31 Just finished playing a rousing game of Clue Jr. I lost... #
  • 16:01 Getting ready to head outside for a massive squirt gun battle. #
  • 16:13 @fouronionrings: No worries. Have fun tonight. Long live Elvis Corinna!!! #
  • 19:31 Squirt gun war = mission accomplished. I used excellent strategery. #
  • 19:47 My daughter is now performing selections from High School Musical for the entire neighborhood. She's rockin' it. #
  • 20:51 @thisisnotapril: well, you take your "gun" and you "squirt". In my sense it's literal, in yours, probably metaphorical. ;) #
  • 21:48 @thisisnotapril: I hope you get "squirted". In a literal/metaphorical sense. I mean, if that's what you're looking for. Shutting up now. #
  • 21:58 @STB: Drinking beer in Milwaukee is better than drinking beer in Vegas. I know it's not, but whatever..I'm doing it. #
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Thursday, June 05, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 09:19 Internet and VPN at work is not working. That means I'm not working. #
  • 13:00 Wow, language is getting harsh on Twitter *cough*@easycure*cough*. #
  • 15:23 @easycure: Outburst away, my man. Just giving you some fucking shit. #
  • 18:32 Accepting that I'm heading into my mid/late 30's come Sunday...On a related note, drinking heavily. #
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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 07:22 38 hours with clean lungs. #
  • 13:42 @iggylicious: Sorry, this one? tinyurl.com/5ekudz #
  • 17:17 Can't stop posting kick-ass song mashups on heavycritters.tumblr.com. #
  • 17:48 @easycure- I know! The cartoon one with Pulp's "Common People" is pretty kick ass, too. Must...stop...posting...mashups. #
  • 22:48 2 days, 6 hours since last cig. I REALLY want one right now. But won't...dammit. #
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Tuesday, June 03, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 09:08 Haven't had a cigarette since 5pm yesterday. #
  • 12:02 @easycure: thanks for the support. Cig free for 19 hours...and it's killing me. #
  • 16:53 24 hours. No smokes. Internal demons telling me to kill! kill! kill! #
  • 18:26 @Gamblingblues: Obama only needs 12 more. Guessing he'll get that tonight. YES WE CAN #
  • 19:07 @SnailTrax: Genius!!!!!!!! Thanks for the tit! Er...Tip! #
  • 19:29 They guy who played "Krazee-Eyes Killah" on Curb Your Enthusiasm is on a bad Disney movie right now. #
  • 20:00 27 MotherF#&*($ hours without a cigarette, bitches. Please kill me. Seriously. #
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Monday, June 02, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 10:50 @good43: Hope you weren't one of them! #
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Sunday, June 01, 2008

My Aim Is True

  • 09:58 To mow or not to mow, that is the question. #
  • 16:24 Mow the lawn? Check. Have massive squirt gun fight with kids? Check. Getting buffalo wings ready to go on grill? Check. MILLER TIME? CHECK! #
  • 16:41 @peacecorn: Coolio about the Obama office! #
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