My Aim Is True

• 10:30 @thisisnotapril: literally? or another metaphor? #
• 15:08 Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a twister! It's a twister! Heading to the basement. #
• 15:36 Really coming down now. Confirmed tornado on the ground about 10 miles west of us. #
• 16:00 Looks like it missed us, still coming down like crazy. I hope @Noah swings the ark by to pick us up soon. #
• 17:42 All it fucking ever does here is snow or fucking rain. FAIL. #
• 22:11 Just had 1/2 of a cigarette. Put it out. I'm stronger than that. Fuck you, RJ Reynolds. #
• 22:19 Having major birthday blues. Mucho introspection. In related news, I just farted. #

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