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Monday, November 19, 2007

Australia: The New Dumbass America!

Click HERE for the full story, but I'll give you an exerpt:

When it comes to letting out a spirited "ho, ho, ho," it seems that Santas in Australia are being told, "no, no, no."

The Daily Telegraph in Sydney reported that those portraying Santa Claus in the nation's largest city must not use the Jolly Old Elf's traditional laugh because it could be offensive to women.

Jimminy H. Crickets, who is the bitch-whore-slut-cum-catcher that came up with this crap?

By the way, "Season's Greetings"!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Who Wants One?

buy unique gifts at Zazzle

Zazzle is pretty cool. You can design your own gear and buy only one if you want. Of course, they give discounts the more you buy.

To the three of you that still read this blog, get yours today!

CC to Daddy: Any royalties you need me to pay for stealing your American Shocker graphic, let me know. Your total by the end of FY08 will probably be around $0.30.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

I Am A Jelly Doughnut

Thanks JJOK for alerting me to his little test.

Friday, November 16, 2007

6 Days

That's when I've told myself that I'm going to stop smoking. It's my "quit date". As uber ghey as that sounds, I've never had one before, so now every time I light up, I automatically think about it. Not a bad idea. Constantly reinforcing the fact that you are going to quit.

I have a feeling that this time quitting will stick. I'm 35 now, and I believe my warranty has expired. I can no longer drink three times my body weight in beer while smoking two packs of Camel Lights and trying to snap one off underneath the table at the bar.

This week, it's been my tooth. My wisdom tooth. It grew in fully about 8 years ago. That was fucking PAINFUL. I hadn't been to the dentist since high school, so when the wife scheduled me an appointment, I grudgingly went, knowing that I was long overdue.

I don't know what the fuck they did to my mouth, but about 2 days after that appointment, the wisdom tooth on my lower right side started to throb. And THrob. AND THRob. AND FUCKING THROB!!!

It still hurts. I've been downing ibuprofen and liquor to numb the pain, but nothing seems to help.

Oh, did I tell you I also started a new job? Yeah, I love it. You know what that means, though, right?


For some reason, I'm having some sort of flashback of Pauly having to deal with a bad tooth while having no insurance.

Seriously, I'm considering going to a dental school to let the DDS wannabes take that bitch out. On a scale of 1-10, the pain most of the time sits around an 8. Yeah....

Oh. Poker. Yes. Been doing well. Playing low limit donkey NL MTTs and have been ITM in most, if not all of them.

Behold Bloody P's Guide to MTT Success:

1. Be Patient
2. Pick Your Spots
3. Be Patient
4. Get The Most Value You Can Out of Your "Big Hands".

That's it. I stopped playing my donkeriffic poker and heeded the above, and I'm up quite a bit, even from Kat's Donkament.

Thanks to Waffles for pointing the way to the token peeps. I took one down for a $26 token, and plan on playing the MATH next week.

That's it for tonight, folks. See you at Kat's Donkament!

Oh, and if you have any family recipes for getting rid of absolute pain in the wisdom tooth area, please let me know.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

God Speed, Norman Mailer

Norman Mailer, the macho prince of American letters who for decades reigned as the country's literary conscience and provocateur with such books as "The Naked and the Dead," died Saturday, his literary executor said. He was 84.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

King Of The $1 MTTs!

First Kat's tourney a couple of weeks ago, and now this $1.25 MTT (click to make erect):