Australia: The New Dumbass America!

Click HERE for the full story, but I'll give you an exerpt:

When it comes to letting out a spirited "ho, ho, ho," it seems that Santas in Australia are being told, "no, no, no."

The Daily Telegraph in Sydney reported that those portraying Santa Claus in the nation's largest city must not use the Jolly Old Elf's traditional laugh because it could be offensive to women.

Jimminy H. Crickets, who is the bitch-whore-slut-cum-catcher that came up with this crap?

By the way, "Season's Greetings"!