My Aim Is True

• 09:58 Walked in to find my 5 year kissing the television. When I asked him what he was doing, he turned around and said, "I JUST LOVE TV!!!" #
• 18:26 Can't find the new Schlitz "Original Recipe" ANYWHERE. I Damn Thee, Wisconsin Alcoholics! #
• 21:21 Twins vs. Brewers at the Homer Dome. I'm torn. No I'm not...GO TWINS! #
• 22:34 @iggylicious: THAT made me laugh my ass off. #

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