My Aim Is True

• 09:55 @Easycure: THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING!!! #
• 10:52 Arrrrrrgh! tinyurl.com/42comp #
• 12:31 @Good43: You are missing out, my man. Especially on Uncle Tupelo and Wilco. And the first Son Volt album. #
• 12:55 Digging the new Ben Folds "Way To Normal" album. Not quite as good as "Songs for Silverman", but pretty damn good. #
• 14:59 StB is a tool. #
• 15:13 John McCain thinks Hugo Chavez of VENEZUILA is from the Middle East... tinyurl.com/3pvp4y #
• 15:14 @thisisnotapril: Oh nothing really. Just www.verbosities.com stuff. He should work for McCain his spin is so good... #
• 15:24 YES! www.ishoprepair.ca/ I can get my 20g G4 iPod going again! #
• 17:27 I can't believe you guys haven't see that thread before. It gets even funnier the more times you read it. #
• 18:58 Danks is FILTHY tonite. #
• 19:03 @ramarama Youi watching this? #
• 19:25 @ramarama I'm the only one who cares about this game in this podunk Sconie bar. #
• 19:26 @ramarama Also, U #
• 19:27 that wa supposed to read- Also, I think Sam is here. #
• 20:19 fuck thome #
• 20:49 This is not lookinggood for the Twins #
• 20:59 Fuck me. Go Brewers! #
• 22:37 @DuggleBogey: True, true. #
• 22:38 Where's the comment from StB on www.verbosities.com?? Has he realized that the GOP's house is in utter disarray??? #
• 22:39 OK, so I'm putting away my Twins caps for the season and going with the old skool Brewers' caps. I look better in royal blue anyway... #
• 23:14 New "StB is a Tool" post up at www.verbosities.com . OK, not about him, but who he supports. And sort of about him. #

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• 10:24 @katitude: www.zennioptical.com #
• 11:01 Anxiously waiting for the Tigers and White Sox to play today... #
• 13:11 Damn rain is delaying the W.Sox/Tigers tilt. #
• 15:21 @DuggleBogey: Agreed. #
• 17:30 Tigers tie it up 1-1 #
• 17:53 I love that the McCain camp tried to take credit for the bailout bill this morning, and then were pointing fingers this afternoon. Classic. #
• 18:22 Fucking Tigers. Seriously. Why don't you just fucking send Leyland out to pitch??? #
• 18:23 @_jjok_ : Well hello, sailor! Didn't realize until just now you were following me. Howdy. #
• 18:25 And we'll see you in Chicago tomorrow, Twins fans... #
• 20:18 Where's @RamaRama?? No comment on the Twins??? #
• 20:30 @Easycure: Um, did you SEE the score of the White Sox/Tigers game? I respectfully disagree... #
• 20:32 Drinking Keystone Light while watching MNF. Quick question: Is there a Keystone? There's Light, but I've never seen Keystone. #
• 21:26 @peacecorn: EPIC WIN!!!!!!!! #
• 21:29 I like how Rasmussen Polling's site has not one, but TWO McCain ads on the front page...Bias anyone? #
• 21:32 @ericjodom: I suppose they could have bought the wallpaper as well. #
• 21:33 @ericjodom: After today, McCain's got a snowball's chance in hell. And that's being generous. #
• 21:36 @bonasaurus : Yeah. The best part was that the audience thought it was a spoof. Sorry! She's that dumb. #
• 21:50 @RamaRama @fouronionrings: You BOTH got the Red Circle of Death within a half hour of each other? I smell conspiracy! #
• 22:20 @fouronionrings: How much closer? I don't have Stattracker!!!! #
• 22:46 @fouronionrings: Thanks. Getting nervous, chewing nails, masturbating furiously. I mean, getting nervous. #
• 22:54 The wives are off to bed. I'll be joining one of them shortly. No more Santonio Holmes TD, plz. #

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My Aim Is True

• 09:34 Heading out to Miller Park for some pre-game festivies. It's gonna be LOUD up in that muthah. #
• 20:55 @metsfan: See Nelson from The Simpsons for my response. I hung out for 1/2 hour @ Miller Park to watch the Mets lose on the big screen. Sry #
• 20:58 To those of you at home, that's an extra 1/2 hour of not having a beer. Yeah, it was that serious... #
• 22:05 @katitude: Any beer goggles lying around? #
• 22:16 @katitude: good point. booze goggles? #
• 22:17 @metsfan: LOL. CC's going to either you or the Yankees! Good luck! Wait...the guy is awesome. #

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• 00:08 @good43: Which one? #
• 00:09 Just got home from a friend's house. He makes $55K/year and is voting for McCain for tax reasons. Dumbass. I tried, really, I tried... #
• 00:10 @MCHammer: You rool, dog. Don't let the haterz get you down. MCH 4EVERZ!!!!!!!!! #
• 09:52 On any given Sunday any fantasy team can beat another, only to still lose Monday night. #
• 16:43 If the Twins lose 2/3 to the Royals to end the season,they deserve to miss the playoffs. #
• 18:23 @metsfan: I will be at the Brewers/Cubs game tomorrow. Should be insane. #
• 19:13 Sarah Palin has effectively become McCain's SECOND trophy wife. #
• 19:14 Cleveland just got 3 in the 5th against the White Sox! Praise the 8 lb 6 oz baby jesus! #
• 19:29 7-1 Tribe. Scoreboard! #
• 20:40 Dipshit Indians once up 8-2 have now made it 8-6. Oh, and Merry Christmas for W.Sox fans tomorrow: Cliff Lee has been scratched... #
• 20:54 @metsfan: Well, for Brewers fans that's a fantastic break. Since Z's last stint at Miller Park was a no-no (against Houston!). #
• 22:26 Dear Tucker Bounds, I sincerely hope you enjoy your eternal stay in hell after you die. You can't lie and spin there! Sincerely, Bloody P #

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Mi Online Casino Portal

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My Aim Is True

• 09:04 @Easycure: I think it's 50/50 right now. The whole "go to DC to help out" thing sure smelled like he was trying to avoid tonight's debate. #
• 09:34 Now that all five big investment banks have disappeared or morphed into regular banks the question is: Is this bailout still necessary? #
• 09:50 @DeadMoneyInc: Minneapols/St. Paul is hands down one the best urban/suburban areas in the country. Madison, WI is pretty kick as, too. #
• 10:26 @DuggleBogey: Well, yeah...there's snow. But the seasons changing are amazing. And winter only last for four months or so.Plus: Snow Days!! #
• 11:10 tinyurl.com/3tdy3o #
• 17:07 Two hours till the debates. This is a-gonna be g00t. #
• 17:07 @DeadMoneyInc: If you decide on MN, pick me up in WI on your way! #
• 17:30 Jeez, Conservative columnist Kathleen Parker thinks Palin should ABANDON the McCain ticket. That's gotta harsh the GOP's buzz. #
• 17:31 "If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself." - Kathleen Parker. Oh snap! #
• 17:33 Who's in? Debate drinking game: #obamashot for every time Obama says "change" and #mccainshot every time McCain says "my friends". #
• 17:35 Palin swimsuit video! tinyurl.com/3jroq6 Rowrrr! What a booty! What a rack! I may change my vote! Is that sexist? #
• 17:39 @metsfan: I will be checking the scores via ESPN Gamecast during the debates. Good luck tonight! Thank GOD the Twins have the Royals! #
• 18:01 Nobody in for the drinking game? NOBODY?? Is anybody even going to watch this?? #
• 18:03 #obamashot #mccainshot Bible Spice, my friends, Jack Cafferty Drinking, Kathleen Parker CNN Wall Street Bush #
• 18:30 WTF: tinyurl.com/4ajkz2 . Here's the jpeg: tinyurl.com/3ooa48 #
• 18:30 @thisisnotapril: Talk more about the shower thing. Sorry you'll miss the debates. #
• 18:32 This is like Game 1 of the Presidential World Series! C'mon, people!! #
• 19:01 @fouronionrings: I'll be there in 15 minutes. With straps. #
• 19:02 @thisisnotapril: I'm just sayin'. Now talk. #
• 19:08 @fouronionrings: Just watch the fucking debate, dude. It'll be great! And yes, I invoked "dude" to get my point across. #
• 19:20 Schumer to President Bush: "respectfully tell Sen. McCain to get out of town. He's not helping." #
• 20:05 @BarackObama: DON'T SIGH AT MCCAIN'S RESPONSES!! (a la Al Gore in 2000). #
• 20:06 OMG, McCain playing the KENNEDY card? Jeezus H. Batmobile. #
• 20:10 "A lot of us saw this trainwreck coming" - McCain. And you didn't do something about it, because.....? #
• 20:11 Sorry folks, I'm going to live Twitter this shizzle. Please don't drop me! Especially you, @Easycure. #
• 20:13 Odds on a McCain stress heart attack, anyone? @iggylicious? #
• 20:22 @JohnMcCain: You are lying about your tax plan... #
• 20:23 Obama needs to hammer McCain. McCain is trying to turn the "what is rich" argument on him. #
• 20:26 @peacecorn: Obama needs to lay down the fucking hammer. #
• 20:29 tinyurl.com/3lcxgl #
• 20:37 @Gamblingblues: Amen! He's reigning himself in for some reason. He needs to go on the offensive and fluster McCain. #
• 20:38 McCain's new nickname: Miss Congeniality #
• 20:41 @iggylicious: 9:15pm central #
• 20:46 No offense @iggylicious, but does McCain have midget arms? #
• 20:48 @RamaRama: Twins are sucking monster cock right now. Response? #
• 20:54 "You don't say that out loud! You do things..." - John McCain #
• 20:56 @RamaRama: Didn't see the latest Sox/Tribe score. Sort of a win! #
• 20:58 Bombing Iran? Who said this? Is McCain is having acid flashbacks. #
• 21:03 Did McCain just say that we will suffer defeat in Irag? #
• 21:13 YES! Obama brought up McCain's HUGE gaffe on Spain. #
• 21:14 Drinking game should have included "Ronald Reagan" for McCain. Dammit. I haven't heard "my friends" or "change" once! #
• 21:17 @fouronionrings: Sox getting beat, as well. #
• 21:20 Obama needs to needle McCain more. McCain talks down to Obama every chance he gets. Obama needs to call McCain on his B. S. #
• 21:27 When McCain starts to "get personal" he sounds like a used car salesman... #
• 21:30 Ronald Reagan! DRINK! #
• 21:31 And why the FUCK does McCain keep grasping onto that Sharpie? He looks like Bob Dole, for god's sake. #
• 21:38 To be honest, I can't tell who won this. I think Obama has the edge, but not by much. Can't wait for the VP debates. ROFL #
• 21:39 @fouronionrings: Good to see your interest in baseball! #

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• 09:46 From @_taylor_: the only guy who's shown up to the Senate in the past 2 years less than McCain was Tim Johnson, the guy who had the stroke? #
• 12:20 Barney Frank on McCain's campaign suspension to go to Washington: "We're trying to rescue the economy, not the McCain campaign,". #
• 12:31 Wow. Looks like the Republican base really IS energized: tinyurl.com/3oasua . Sick, sick, sick. #
• 15:27 @Easycure: Does is have a USB port? #
• 15:27 @Easycure: Does *it* have a USB port? #
• 19:12 New post up on Verbosities. "The King of Deregulation" tinyurl.com/4yuwpd #
• 19:48 From FakeSarahPalin:Levi says he's suspended knocking up Bristol TO FOCUS ON THE ECONOMY?! Man…I wish we'd thought up this recession sooner! #
• 20:34 Best take on the McCain and the upcoming debate I've seen: tinyurl.com/3eaomw #
• 21:04 Yet another post up at www.verbosities.com #
• 21:05 @RamaRama: I need to introduce you to Nordeast dive bars. #
• 21:20 @RamaRama: Yes you are. #
• 21:30 @Easycure: Hee hee, you said "beavers"... Also, I will send a case of any beer you'd like to your home if you'd vote Obama #
• 21:42 McCain has absolutely NOT suspended his campaigned as he said yesterday. Another day, another lie. I'm crabby because the Twins are losing. #
• 22:51 @Easycure: LOL #

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• 10:30 PETA has finally gone batshit crazy: www.wnbc.com/news/17539627/detail.html #
• 17:57 So McCain is suspending his campaign to help bail out the mess he created? AND conveniently cancels the debate? Somebody a li'l scared? #
• 18:10 @peacecorn: McCain hasn't voted in the Senate since April 8th. Obama was July 9th. #
• 19:01 @peacecorn: Yep, I know. Just a political ploy by McCain. Obama is willing to dispatch Biden. Why won't McCain send Palin? Oh right... #
• 19:21 twurl.nl/ue7acr #
• 19:21 @peacecorn: Biden's not so bad. #
• 19:24 Michigan: Obama 51, McCain 44, Colorado: Obama 51, McCain 45, Pennsylvania: Obama 52, McCain 43. CNN/Time Magazine Polls. #
• 20:00 Netvibes Twitter widget got a LOT cooler! #
• 20:25 Signed up for the Mookie. #
• 20:34 Friggin' Griffey, Jr. #
• 20:43 @mookie99 We're at 66 now. #
• 20:43 @Katitude Have fun stealing my blinds and generally beating up on my lame ass. #
• 20:44 All I want tonight is Waffles bounty. #
• 21:16 Back in my day, blogger tournies were more chatty! #
• 21:18 @katitude: I had Queens that hand... #
• 21:21 @Katitude: Set?? #
• 21:21 Watching the Twins on Gamecast and playing the Mookie and drinking beer and smoking is hard work. I just sayin'. #
• 21:27 @mookie99 94!!!! #
• 21:27 Great Huffington Post article about Bush and fear: tinyurl.com/5xqfbg #
• 21:29 Twins not taking advantage of opportunities. We need Nathan in there NOW. #
• 21:36 @RamaRama: He ok? #
• 21:39 @RamaRama: Here's to hoping Nathan can get the save. Me so nervous! #
• 21:40 @fouronionrings: Here who is? What? #
• 21:41 @metsfan: sorry, gotta root for the Cubs here. Ya know, being in Wisconsin and all. #
• 21:58 TWINS WIN, TWINS WIN!!! HOLY COW!!!!!!!! #
• 22:00 @fouronionrings: You have the luxury of ACTUALLY WATCHING THE GAME!!!!!! I have ESPN Gamecast. Nice win tonight, tho! #
• 22:01 Also, still (amazingly) in the Mookie. Kat's been kind. #
• 22:10 @RamaRama: We got a shot! @fouronionrings: looking for it now. Torii Hunter who?? #
• 22:11 And the Cubs just went up on the Mets by 3! The Brewers have a shot at the Wild Card! Sorry @metsfan... #
• 22:18 @thisisnotapril: Sorry the Astros suck so hard. #
• 22:39 @thisisnotapril: I'm sorry for your loss. I really don't care about the NL much. All I know is the Twins have KC to close the season. #
• 22:51 Finished 41st in the Mookie. Much better than I expected. #

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The MOOOOOOOOK

So in my first Mookie event, I finished 41st. Above is my swan song. Nowhere near the money. In fact I could even sniff the panties of the money, but it's much better than I expected to do.

These poker blogger events are tough deals. Especially when you have Waffles throwing down $109 extra bucks into the kitty.

I had a blast, though. If my bankroll permitted, I would play more of these.

Alas, alack, I am a poor, poor poker blogger.

Congrats to whoever wins tonizzle.

My Aim Is True

• 11:55 @thisisnotapril: It all makes sense now. #
• 12:45 @Gamblingblues: Point well taken. #
• 17:44 From @FakeSarahPalin: ChristCaster is not competition to iTunes! STOP REJECTING MY IPHONE APPZ SRSLY APPLE!! #
• 17:45 @Easycure: Biden is what you're complaining about? Do you realize "your" administration is making us pay $700 billion in bai ... #
• 18:47 Register to vote:www.voteforchange.com/. Doubting that there will be any disenfranchising of voters a la the Palin/McCain ticket. #
• 19:34 Matt Taibbi sums up the Palin phenom perfectly: tinyurl.com/3vb6ac #
• 20:33 "Change Is Coming" commercial from McCain just on. Does this guy have ANY of his own ideas? "No one will notice if I ste ... #
• 21:39 After two miserable SnG's, I am finally VICTORIOUS!!! (at a profit!) #
• 21:46 @Easycure, less government led us into this mess. Listen to this: tinyurl.com/3zg27r . "Ideas" like this is why we're ... #
• 21:48 Surprise,surprise: McCain campaign manager Rick Davis, was paid $2m by Fannie and Freddie to help keep them deregulated. #
• 22:01 Wait, I thought the Mookie was on Wednesdays. I'm right, right? If I am, I'm going to kill Waffles for freaking me out. #
• 22:13 @thisisnotapril: I don't get it. If 3 chicks walk into a sports bar fucking Astros, how do they walk? Do they stop fucking to get in? #
• 22:17 @Easycure: They're not mutually exclusive. If there would've have been regulation in the first place, we wouldn't be here now. #
• 22:19 @Easycure: So no, not for the bailout, but am for FUTURE regulation to make sure the GOP doesn't open shit up like a financial Pamplona. #
• 22:24 @Easycure: McCain is now (conveniently) calling for regulation that he previous opposed. He said he'd fire the SEC chair as prez. He can't. #
• 22:28 @Easycure:Citizens win?? That oil won't be here for at LEAST 10 years. You're going to need your oil from those countries you hate so much. #
• 22:32 @DuggleBogey: FINALLY!! A voice of reason in the wilderness!!!!! #
• 22:34 In other news: Twins piss pounded the White Sox tonight! #
• 22:57 www.fivethirtyeight.com/ #
• 22:59 @Easycure: Unlike Palin, Obama has already been vetted by EVERYONE on the planet. Why go there if there's nothing there? #
• 23:01 Keep forgetting that @Easycure's vote doesn't really count in OR. It sure is fun to mess with him, tho! Or am I being sexist now? #
• 23:09 No more Twitter fights with @Easycure. He's as out of touch with America as McPalin is. G'nite. #

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DQB: The "2" Edition

Yes, I know...I totally rule.

My Aim Is True

• 20:17 My new Twitter photo wins. Eat it beetches. #

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• 09:00 @Easycure: You're right, the economy is fundamentally strong... #
• 17:45 Playing a REALLY tedious SnG on FT...Jebus, this ain't nevers gonna end! #
• 17:52 @RamaRama: I am on number 7 and have a 12 pack in the fridge. Plus, it's Sunday in WISCONSIN. I can get more non-3/2 if I need it. ;) #
• 17:57 First loser. My KJ loses to A5 in a battle of the bored. #
• 18:29 @RamaRama: Where you at? #
• 18:33 @RamaRama: Always hated Williams. To "dudebra" for my tastes. Figlio is a much better choice. That or the Country Bar. #
• 19:01 @RamaRama: Time to hit the Herk, eh? Damn, I miss the Cities when we have these conversations... #
• 19:05 @RamaRama: Green Mill? Lyle's? I will attached to this leather chair for the rest of the evening with some Bud Light Lime (no homo). #
• 19:14 @RamaRama: Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. Should've read "I will *BE* attached..." Stupid pre-fruited beer clouding my brain... Go to Lyle's. #
• 19:27 @RamaRama: I'm down. Gotta be micro ($3+rake or less). BP's gotta play the Mookie this week and funds are LOW. #
• 19:47 @RamaRama: I'm guessing no SnG later then. $2 pints? Stay where you are! #
• 19:54 @Gamblingblues: Next time you're in town, let me know. We can grab a few cocktails and talk about how insane @Easycure is.(I keed, I keed) #
• 20:20 @Gamblingblues: I was in Mpls for 16 years. I'm in Milwaukee area now. #
• 20:33 @Easycure: For once, we agree! Actually, go T.O.! I hate the Packers. #
• 20:34 @RamaRama: 40 minutes from Madison, 40 minutes from Milwaukee isn't NOWHERE. That was my commute from Mpls to Egan when I lived in Mpls! #
• 20:50 @Easycure: Fond du Lac isn't the best representation of the state. Sort of an armpit. There are nice parts. E.g. Apostle Islands. #
• 21:08 @RamaRama: Nothing new. We have to sell this joint first. Thinking next summer/fall (if we pull the trigger). Got room for a family of 4? #
• 21:34 @RamaRama: Grandpa is hangin' with "ma" on the porch, then bed. Denver kicked my ass. If you weren't such a lush I woulda played earlier. #

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Gamblecraft is Really Cool

So, I started checking out Gamblecraft Online Casino Guide the other day, and man was I surprised at what I found.

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My Aim Is True

• 20:14 Back from Denver. Weird town. Exhausted. #
• 22:05 @RamaRama: Followed the G.D. Twins all weekend. What a bunch of pussies. At least the White Sox lost. #
• 22:05 PS - I really missed Twitter the past three days. No homo. #
• 23:19 SOMEBODY needs to do a little homework on the executive powers of the president: tinyurl.com/3ht2jb #

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• 11:42 @FakeSarahPalin makes my day. #
• 13:43 Listening to The Bird and The Bee #
• 15:17 @thisisnotapril: www.cafepress.com/twittering.175147219 #
• 15:32 @peacecorn: Check your direct messages! #
• 16:05 @peacecorn: :) #
• 20:32 Twins tanking it again against CLEVELAND for god's sake... #
• 20:57 @RamaRama: Young singled Mauer in #
• 21:04 @Mookie99: I can't play the Mookie tonight. I have to get up at 4:30am to head to Denver. Next week for sure. #

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• 15:44 @Iggylicious: My parents live in Kentucky, and just got restored this morning. #

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Online Casino Directory

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Good No-download Poker Sites

Sometimes, choosing no-download poker is a matter of personal preferences. Sometimes it’s dictated by real-life limitations, for example if you’re on a Mac or Linux computer.
Another situation when you’d like a good no-download poker program is if you’re away from home in an Internet café or at a friend’s house.
This article will take a look at some of the most popular online poker sites that offer no-download poker software. It should be noted that more and more poker sites has no-download poker on its menu today.

Poker Stars

Famous for launching the careers of Chris Moneymaker and Greg “Fossilman” Raymer, this is one web site that really delivers the goods. It has an excellent no-download option for those that are interested.
This was a feature long asked for, and when it finally was introduced, Poker Stars took another step to securing its status as one of the very best online poker rooms for US players.

PokerRoom

This is an outstanding site that has garnered many fine reviews and awards over the years. Using the Ongame platform, it offers no-download poker via a Java client. A great choice for anyone who’s looking for Mac compatible poker.
Some critics contend that the downloaded option is more reliable, but the Java client has many ardent fans supporting it.
PokerRoom offers a wide array of game variants, including are Holdem, Omaha Hi-Lo, 7-Card Stud, and 5-Card Draw and many more.

Hollywood Poker

Also using Ongame’s platform with a shared player base, this site is among the most exciting of all top-tier poker destinations. The Java client is a great no-download choice.
Hollywood Poker is famous for providing statistical analyses, as well an open database of the hands at the site. The ring traffic here is pretty good most days, and there’s a lot of loose action for people eager to steal some pots in a hurry.

Pacific Poker

This is a name that any seasoned poker fan knows well. Part of the 888 group, it runs on a very solid software package. Pacific Poker offers a graphic replay of hands for games like Texas Holdem, Omaha and 7-Card Stud Hi/Lo in full-table, short-handed and heads-up options.
Pacific Poker is definitely one of sites that offer the softest games on the web.

My Aim Is True

• 00:00 @thisisnotapril: Seriously, stay away from guys in the band. ESPECIALLY the lead singer! I used to be one. You know better! #
• 13:32 Too cheap to pay for Yahoo Stat Tracker. Putting my team on Facebook for the free tracker. #
• 14:44 Find that I'm rooting for my fantasy team (Rotten Julio), more than my actual team (Vikings). Just did a fist pump when Peyton threw the TD. #
• 15:43 Goddamn Twins. You need to WIN those games. #
• 16:07 Oh, hello 2007 Thomas Jones... #
• 16:23 Gonna play in a 20 point MTT on Full Tilt Poker to give me something to do while I watch my fantasy football team crash and burn... #
• 16:26 bloodyp.blogspot.com is on the first page when Googling "showing my thong". I couldn't be more proud. #
• 17:02 Anyone know how to install UserScripts with GreaseMonkey on Mozilla? #
• 17:24 13 left out of 180. I'm sitting in 5th place. #
• 17:32 @RamaRama: LOL. Just passing time while Thomas Jones screws the pooch. 2nd final table in two days, tho. Not too shabby. #
• 17:43 Out in 4th. I got 20 Full Tilt Points!! W00T! #
• 18:08 @RamaRama: Yes. Push! Also, are even playing fantasy football this year? #
• 18:40 @RamaRama: I'm in two leagues as well, but only one that I care about. So that makes it a little easier. #
• 18:51 The www.factcheck.org people must be sick of working major overtime trying to sort out all of McCain/Palin's lies and smears. #
• 18:56 On a related note, this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt about Palin's lies about not earmarking as Gov. of AK. tinyurl.com/3j5jqp #
• 19:54 @Easycure: Actually what's coming out EVERYWHERE is that McCain is willing to lie at any length to win, America be damned. What a patriot! #
• 20:03 @Gamblingblues: I've heard about Marshall. Digging in deep now. Um, my parents are fundamentalist,one issue voters(abortion),GOP, so what? #
• 20:06 Four Pinocchios for McCain for his clumsy attempt to rewrite history. tinyurl.com/6dpth7 #
• 20:12 @Easycure: If you think WI, IA and MN are going in the McCain column, you are as confused as your candidate. #
• 20:12 @Gamblingblues: Meant Frank MARSHALL Davis. Beer and all that... #
• 20:43 The world prepares for the Lehman bankruptcy,but apparently our economy is "fundamentally sound". Also,Greenpan said it's worst economy ever #
• 20:44 I officially hate fantasy football. #
• 21:02 @Easycure: That will change. MN hasn't supported a Republican since 1972, WI since 1984. Obama is embarrassingly ahead in IA. #
• 21:20 @good43: You are an enigma WRAPPED in a mystery, my friend. #
• 21:55 Back from the garage. Needed some alone time. Interesting thing: tried an old 'water wing' and some 3-in-1 oil. Not too bad! #

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Thong Thong Thong Thong Thong

Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong...

Sorry, I've just noticed getting a lot of visitors lately by using the word "thong". The funny part, is they actually stick around and read a bunch of entries.

Anyway....

While watching Thomas Jones hop into his time machine and go back to Week 2 of the 2007 season, I decided to fire up Full Tilt Poker. I wanted to watch the game and not be distracted by actual poker, so I signed up for a 180 person, 20 Full Tilt point MTT.

I was surprised by my results.



So, yeah. Not too bad. I was also drinking delicious Keystone Light and screaming at the TV, so I consider this a pretty big win for what was initially just a distraction.

Also, I really wish that I had Sienna Miller, Scarlett Johansson, or Lindsay Lohan naked or nude pictures on this blog, but I don't.

Anyway, back to beer, poker, football, and not really looking forward to going to work tomorrow.

My Aim Is True

• 09:53 Heading to Piggly Wiggly's "Pig Fest" with the kids. $0.25 corn dogs, snow cones and cotton candy, here I come! #
• 12:35 Re-reading Harrington. #
• 12:59 I'm really rusty at poker online... #
• 15:41 Finally found the Dodge County Obama HQ. Too bad kids were too crabby to go in. #
• 17:29 @RamaRama: You can actually buy BOOZE at gas stations in Wisconsin. I live in heaven. #
• 17:44 Just found out my wifi carries out to the garage! Poker AND cigs! #
• 17:48 @RamaRama: Culture. #
• 17:51 @RamaRama: I saw a guy in front of his house drawing lewd pictures with sidewalk chalk. Does that count? #
• 17:59 @RamaRama: I thought for a second it might be @SnailTrax #
• 18:45 Final tabling a $1.25 MTT on FT. I FEEL SO ALIVE! #
• 18:47 @RamaRama: Again, gay much? #
• 19:06 @RamaRama: Um, the huge amount of $17.00 #
• 19:20 3 left. Guaranteed a whopping $7.00 #
• 19:25 And then there were two... #
• 19:31 Finished 2nd for an $11.00 payday. W00t! #
• 19:37 I guess I know what Sarah Palin feels like. Poker > Beauty Pageants. Still, $11.00 is, sadly, a boost to my FT bankroll... #
• 19:57 Also @RamaRama:Screw you. Tomorrow I'm going to buy some Two Hearted and New Glarus Spotted Cow at the GAS STATION. ON SUNDAY. Spite RULES! #
• 20:00 Posting poker stuff on bloodyp.blogspot.com again sort of feels like coming home. No homo. #
• 20:48 Extremely proud to be a member of www.verbosities.com/. First post is up. StB ain't gonna be happy. #
• 21:12 @Gamblingblues: WHAT????????????? #
• 21:13 Wow, can't believe David Foster Wallace hung himself. So sad. #
• 21:21 @RamaRama: You are the only one. Keep the secret of my awesomeness hidden deep within your soul. No homo. #
• 21:45 @RamaRama: You are so right. CC Club is sometimes like that, as well. #
• 22:17 @RamaRama: If you have a time machine, then I will be at Lyle's when you transport me back to 1998! #
• 23:24 Still kind of reeling about the David Foster Wallace news. If David Eggers tries this shit, there's going to be hell to pay. #

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Running A Little Better

So, I played a 45 person SnG. Finished 2nd. Not too shabby considering I had aces once, kings twice, and a handful of bad, bottom pairs.

To be honest (and sad to say), $11.00 is a nice little boost to my meager Full Tilt bankroll.

This Is How I've Been Running Lately

This was the first pocket pair I had picked up in the course of play.

Naturally, I pushed with it...

Trash Heaven

Check out Trash Heaven. One of the funniest blogs I've come across in awhile. Just the profile picture alone had me at "hello".

My Aim Is True

• 08:32 s4xton:Worrying that all this focus about how un-presidential Sarah Palin is takes away from focusing on how un-presidential John McCain is. #
• 11:31 According to the wife, McCain's lies continued on The View this morning. #
• 17:37 @RamaRama: Gay much? #
• 17:45 Keystone Light. Mmmmmm.....gross. #
• 21:42 @Easycure: Still baffled how you can vote for McCain after all the substantiated lies. It's ridiculous. P.S. I love you. #

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My Aim Is True

• 13:40 @easycure: Milwaukee's Best tall boy, 2 Busch Lights, a 1/2 bottle of Riesling. I keep it classy. #
• 14:50 Accidentally inappropriate campaign photo: tinyurl.com/5x6mxw #
• 19:40 Just starting to break: McCain abused his office to cover up Cindy McCain's drug theft/addiction. Whooo weee! This is a humdinger! #
• 22:27 I can't wait until we go to war with Russia. It's been a long time coming. Thanks Sarah Palin! Let's get those pinko bastards! #
• 22:42 Also, I love following MC Hammer. And that he/his posse actually posts to Twitter. He is now recording his final song for "dancejamthemusic" #

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To Do List

via Filthy Phil

Actual Poker Content!!!!!

Played in two 6-handed SnGs.

Got knocked out in 4th in the first one.

Finished 2nd in the second one.

Break even poker, baby! That's what I'm all about.

I should really just go back to looking at Sienna Miller nude pics on Egotastic and give up.

Well...maybe one more.

That is all.

McFarlane Shorts

Seth McFarlane is putting up short, online cartoons over at Seth McFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy.

Awesome.

My Aim Is True

• 13:25 @Iggylicious: Whiskeytown is one of my all time favorite bands. Stranger's Almanac = classic. #
• 14:56 McCain has sunk to a new low with his latest ad. What a piece of complete sack of shit that guy is. #
• 15:34 @good43: LOL. Have you seen the latest McCain ad? This is classic Republican M.O.: Control by fear. tinyurl.com/5uv89e #
• 17:59 blip.tv/file/1244925/ #
• 20:34 @mookie99: How in the hell did you even type that with 5 doubles in you? You are my hero. #
• 20:47 Good luck in the @Mookie99 tonight on Full Tilt everyone. I'd play, but I'd be donating 1/2 of my tiny bankroll away. #
• 21:13 @mookie99: Yep, I'm on full tilt. Don't transfer any money to me. It'll be a waste! #
• 21:58 @mookie99:KNOCKED OUT BY WAFFLES??? Hero status revoked! #
• 22:49 Planning on playing the Mookie next week (thanks to the host!) #

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Freestyle Rap Battle Translated

Oh my god, this is perfect!

I may start a posse that raps just like this.

Bon Iver on Conan

From my favorite album of last year. It's great to see Justin Vernon (Bon Iver) get some national attention for some amazing work.

Obama Strikes Back!

This is so truthful it hurts.

My Aim Is True

• 08:28 Tarvaris Jackson is a steaming pile of quarterback. #
• 10:39 Man, I wish I could get per diem for sleeping at my own house! tinyurl.com/5lx9wu #
• 19:41 @Iggylicious: LOL #
• 20:31 @BobbyBracelet: May I suggest Ritalin? #

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Ninja Handbook

And yes, that's me.

My Aim Is True

• 14:08 bloodyp.blogspot.com is back in business. Bad beat stories coming soon. #
• 21:18 Mayor Palin charged rape victims to pay for their own forensic tests... You stay classy, Wasilla. #
• 21:46 Getting too old for this shit. #

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I CAN'T HOVER!!!!!!

Classic Frank Caliendo sending up Seinfeld. This guy is a master of impersonations. Better than Rich Little.

Alfonzo

No comment here, just a great picture of Alfonzo.

Via Waxin' & Milkin'

Happy Birthday, Star Trek!

Captain Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scottie and the whole gang boldly went where no one had gone before 42 years ago today.

Via Wired

My Aim Is True

• 14:29 @metsfan: Just thinking the same thing. Li'l hair of the dog might be good right now. #
• 15:34 Brady getting knocked out today pretty much guarantees me notch in the "W" corner in my Fantasy League. #
• 16:05 T.O.!!!!! TD + yards. God, I love fantasy football. I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!!! #
• 16:37 So glad to be listening to this Matthew Sweet Japanese import (Kimi Ga Suki) than Joe Fucking Buck... #
• 16:59 @good43: BITE YOUR TONGUE!!!! #
• 17:51 @RamaRama: Wrote a top 10 hit at Uptown Old Chicago about a waitress named Emily. OK, the song SHOULD'VE been a top 10 hit. #
• 18:03 @RamaRama: Was that a Brother Ali reference? wanna hear it?/here it goes/light your spirit/clear your soul. I rule. I'm drinking Busch... #
• 18:08 @RamaRama: You're the only person I know who has watched that show. Keep drinking. #
• 18:26 @RamaRama: *crickets*crickets* #
• 18:45 @RamaRama, @BobbyBracelet: Was waiting for the same thing. Even though my unit COULD reach from Horicon to Mpls (hear that, ladies?).No Homo #
• 19:10 @RamaRama @BobbyBracelet: It's a convention of whores (short for WhoreCon). It's where I live. I win. #
• 20:11 @RamaRama: I could buy real beer/wine at the gas station today (SUNDAY). Who wins? #
• 20:18 @RamaRama: Only reason I moved to Wisconsin from Minnesota. #
• 20:21 Who on god's earth has a "Reggie Roby" flashback? That's like saying I had a "Rhoda Morgenstern" flashback. #
• 20:37 SOMEBODY has a kicker complex...(yes, I had to use The Google on that one). #
• 21:02 Mid-evening drinking music included: Mark Olson, The Bird and The Bee, Trip Shakespeare, Gary Louris, and Styx. #
• 22:48 @Easycure: Finally, something we can agree on! #

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Test

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Triumph @ The RNC

Classic Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

The Ann Coulter line is brilliant.

My Aim Is True

• 19:33 Wow, does the Twins bullpen suck...No post season for you! #
• 22:45 So...I've checked three different sites. How is my bloodyp blog page-ranked ABOVE Tao Poker??? WTF?? #
• 23:18 Seriously, does anyone have an answer for this? #

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My Aim Is True

• 00:47 Wish I could've seen Mayor McCheese's speech tonight. Was at a Brewers game. They, like McCheese, were losers. #
• 01:01 Leave it to Jon Stewart to sum up the GOP's duplicity the best: tinyurl.com/65d7wv #
• 01:04 @metsfan: TOTALLY IN. #
• 09:48 @DuggleBogey: LOL #
• 13:42 @DuggleBogey: I really, really doubt it. Palin's a woman, but she's no HRC. #
• 13:43 An HRC pick may have unified the party more initially, but once they got into the white house, there'd be tension. #
• 18:08 @DuggleBogey: Frack you, you fracking frack. #
• 18:54 I like that Obama emails me and knows me by name. He's a solid citizen. #
• 18:58 @RamaRama: YOU SUCK #
• 19:03 @RamaRama: Had the first conversation (via phone) with my future wife after leaving the Rock Bottom. Love that place. The Indy? Meh. #
• 20:47 @RamaRama: I'll never forget that. Best ever. I mean, let's have some beers and play poker and talk about bitches next time I'm in town. #
• 20:47 @RamaRama: And yes, pissed that you're drinking Schell's, and I'm stuck with Bud Light Lime... #
• 21:06 @Iggylicious: The Hold Steady: Boys and Girls in America. Great album, GREAT drinkin' muzak. #
• 23:00 @thisisnotapril: You need to talk to my wife! #
• 23:01 @Iggylicious: YES. I'm using that one tomorrow. (Cheney's the one wearing the lipstick, right?) #

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My Aim Is True

• 23:45 @good43: I'm imagining @Easycure missed the speech because he was too busy touching himself to GOP pr0n: tinyurl.com/66j3ry #
• 08:30 @metsfan: Going to the Brewers/Mets tilt tonight! #
• 08:49 @DuggleBogey: Still riled up about that Palin speech, I take it? #
• 10:38 Ooops. Brewers play the Padres tonight. Not the Mets. #
• 11:38 Dante Culpepper just announced his retirement. #
• 12:53 @bloodyp: Culpepper can now do no more harm to our collective souls. #
• 12:54 @Iggylicious: I loved that line from Olbermann. #
• 13:23 Just realized I tweeted myself about Culpepper instead of @RamaRama. Must still be drunk from last night... #
• 14:11 @Gamblingblues: I just put that up on my blog: heavycritters.tumblr.com #
• 14:31 @good43: LOL #
• 14:31 @katitude: You're not getting all @thisisnotapril on us with the cryptic messages, are you? #
• 15:03 Jon Stewart on McCain being a POW: "Guantanamo Bay isn't a prison camp, it's a leadership academy!" #
• 15:43 @thisisnotapril: It gives me nightmares. #

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My Aim Is True

• 13:09 How much do you guys generally charge for a text link on your blogs? #
• 13:44 @Iggylicious: Why bad form? #
• 14:22 @metsfan: Robin Yount #
• 14:26 @metsfan: Your guys are KILLING the Crew! #
• 14:37 @metsfan: Well, you've got a 6 run cushion, unless the Brewers bats come alive, you should be ok. #
• 20:15 Mitt Romney is such a tool. He looks more like George Hamilton than George Hamilton. #
• 20:29 Huckabee brings up race. You stay classy, Gomer. #
• 20:42 It's awesome how the GOP just plain lies to suit its purposes: Biden got less votes as a Prez candidate than Palin did in her mayoral race? #
• 20:55 Hilarious that the kid that knocked up Palin's daughter got a "military" cut before coming into the convention. He was shaggy earlier today. #
• 20:56 OK folks, prop bet: How long before Giuliani says "September 11"? #
• 21:02 @good43: Did he say percentage? I thought he said votes. My good friend Keith Olbermann backed up what I heard. #
• 21:02 @RamaRama: LOL. Push! #
• 21:06 HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GOING TO PLAY THE P.O.W CARD TONIGHT?? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EVERY SPEAKER! WE GET IT. #
• 21:10 OK Rudy, McCain has only been a Senator as well and has no "executive" experience. Sounds like it should be the Palin/McCain ticket, no? #
• 21:17 16 minutes from beginning of Rudy's speech until he mentioned 9/11. Pretty good for him. #
• 21:27 @RamaRama: Yes. You will get a vial of @BobbyBracelet's semen for your effort (hear that ladies?). #
• 21:28 Rudy is confusing the media and the Democrats. Now he's ripping of Cuomo's 'city on the hill' speech. #
• 21:36 OK, crewcut was her son. He looks scared. #
• 21:38 I keep thinking Palin's going to tell me about a great lutefisk recipe she has. It's the voice. "Oh yaaaaa? How's it goin' eh?" #
• 22:00 @good43: They said votes, I'm going with what they said. #
• 22:02 Palin had me at "hello", but now that the (untruthful) attacks have begun, she's lost me. Palin best watch her back for Biden. He's coming. #
• 22:03 I do have to say that Palin is doing waaaay better than I thought she would. Big ups to illegitimate baby gramma. #
• 23:27 OK. Good speech. McCain coming out at the end almost ruined it with that terrible fake smile of his. Let her have her moment. #
• 23:28 Really sad that my political arch nemesis @Easycure didn't come out and play tonight. Miss you, boo. #

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My Aim Is True

• 08:46 Just found out a good friend from college died in a Jetski accident this past weekend. In shock. #
• 09:55 @Easycure @katitude: Thanks for the thoughts and wishes. Pretty crazy shit. #
• 09:55 @BobbyBracelet: Thanks, man. #
• 12:51 MC Hammer is tweeting like a mofo today! Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em! #
• 15:00 Installing Google Chrome. #
• 15:08 @Iggylicious: Let me know if you have any trouble with Chrome. I downloaded it and immediately it's not working at all. #
• 15:25 Keeping getting 0xc000005 errors on Google Chrome... won't load anything. #
• 15:31 @Iggylicious: You running XP or Vista? I've installed/un-installed three times with the same problem. #
• 18:05 @RamaRama: Secret Rage Against The Machine show at the State Capitol (lawn) in 1/2 an hour. #
• 19:30 @BobbyBracelet: I want to be your Lucky Pierre. #
• 20:11 Rage Against the Machine got the plug pulled on them and then started a protest march. Teargas was involved. Awesome. #
• 21:18 @BobbyBracelet: Actually, I would. St. Paul, MN looks like something out of a hippy version of Star Wars right now. #

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My Aim Is True

• 19:33 Palin's teen daughter is pregnant. Inevitable GOP spin? "AT LEAST SHE ISN'T HAVING AN ABORTION!!!" Spin masters have to be hard at work. #
• 22:21 @Easycure: I lived in St. Paul, I am good friends with St. Paul, and DENVER, YOU ARE NO ST. PAUL!!! #
• 22:22 Seriously, looks pretty brutal in the Cities. I just got back. Some photos here: www.flickr.com/photos/s4xton/ #
• 22:23 @RamaRama: What's the word on the street about the RNC? Or you too busy snort coke off of a stripper's ass? #
• 22:25 @RamaRama: What's the word on the street about the RNC? Or you too busy snorting coke off of a stripper's ass? #
• 22:38 @RamaRama:I've heard there's a lot of dumpster throwing/rolling going on. Are people THAT mad about a pregnant teen??? Sorry I missed U Fri. #

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