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• 17:27 Let the fantasy football draft (i.e. beer drinking) BEGIN! #
• 18:01 So far I've taken P. Manning and T.O. #
• 19:19 My fantasy team is not looking as good as I'd like it to... #
• 20:50 Is Palin's daughter ACTUALLY her granddaughter? Dun dun dun! #

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• 08:26 Don't be surprised if John McCain loses the election. The fact is, about half of the voters don't believe his is best for the job. #
• 08:28 @Easycure: I have doubts about John McCain - the candidate. #
• 08:40 @Easycure:So you're saying: why don't we shun the notion of change, and stick with the failed, corrupt politics of the last 8 years instead? #
• 08:54 @Eascure: THE LAST 8 YEARS HAVE BEEN GREAT? Remove the GOP microchip, man. Obama's no "savior",but he can get the US back on track. #
• 09:04 @Easycure: You just summed up the whole of the GOP philosophy: "I <not WE> have certainly prospered." Self above others at all costs. #
• 09:06 @good43: Very good point. Obama has double digit leads in almost every poll in Oregon. #
• 09:14 @Easycure: Debate over. Realizing that there is no talking to you. Off to the liberal empire of Minnesota for the weekend. #
• 09:14 "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." #
• 09:30 @Easycure: Thanks, man. Enjoy the long weekend! #
• 09:51 Pretty inspired pick by McCain. Gonna try to get the Hillary supporters. #
• 21:53 @RamaRama: I'm in NE and pretty drunk. #

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• 23:35 Wait. One. Second. You mean: Obama knows how many homes he has, how to use the internet, and is good with economics?? Count me in!! #
• 23:37 And stop with the terrorist bullshit. It makes you all look pathetic (and scared)...tinyurl.com/6fteth #
• 00:31 What's the baby using? #
• 19:05 John McCain has gone from "bi-partisan maverick" to fear monger in about 3 months. Pathetic. #
• 19:12 Wow, AND passively aggressively playing the race card on johnmccain.com? Disgusting. His real message: BE AFRAID OF BLACK PEOPLE! #
• 20:08 @pokerstage: They've already picked up some assassination kooks. #

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• 08:28 @Easycure: You've convinced me. I'm going McCain. I want four more years of a terrible economy, dumb wars, and personal freedoms revoked! #
• 08:29 @Dugglebogey: I think this may be similar: tinyurl.com/6gjnht #
• 08:55 @Easycure: You should know that about your candidate as well. tinyurl.com/2q9j9y #
• 09:36 @good43: I second @Gamblingblues! #
• 10:26 @Dugglebogey: I give it a month. #
• 20:55 Bubba did a really great job tonight. Not as passionate as I'd like, but Obama's no Monica Lewinsky for fart's sake. #

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• 13:03 @good43: Not just a Gigolo, but in the same spirit: tinyurl.com/5m38zm #
• 20:11 Trying to start a game of strip hold 'em with the wife and her friend. So far, no luck. #
• 20:13 @SnailTrax: Did that once. He falls asleep immediately. Not a bad lay, though. #
• 20:17 Fox News might as well start showing episodes of COPS, Jerry Springer, and old Morton Downey Jr. reruns after they "report" the news. #
• 20:22 Spike Lee @ the DNC: High as fuck. Hilarious. #
• 21:28 @peacecorn: Yes. With all the moronic TV "personalities" out there, he is missed. #
• 22:56 Hillary (I hate to say it) was brilliant tonight. Exactly the speech she needed to give. Wished she would've released the delegates, tho. #

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• 19:16 How much botox has Pelosi had done? Jeez. #
• 19:41 @Easycure: Her eyes looked like the Crypt Keeper when she did the interview with Ann Curry. Yikes. Waiting for Michelle Obama to light it up #
• 19:43 @Easycure: LOL. #
• 20:08 @Easycure: I didn't realize that you were wealthy enough to benefit from McCain's tax plan. Being middle class, I'll go Obama. #
• 20:21 tinyurl.com/6mrzod #
• 22:00 Michelle Obama fucking NAILED that. If she were in Beijing, that speech would've gotten a 10. #
• 22:25 @Easycure: Admit it-Michelle Obama knocked that shit out of the park. Compared to the other speakers tonite (TK excluded), she was GENIUNE. #
• 22:33 Also, I misspelled "GENUINE". Dammit. #
• 22:34 Let the right wing craziness begin! tinyurl.com/5q5tpk #

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• 16:36 @RamaRama: I may try to get down to The Herk next weekend. I'm in Mpls to draft the greatest fantasy football team known to mankind. #
• 16:46 @RamaRama: Will do. Probably be Friday. I'm slow rollin' into town around 5pm or so. #
• 16:56 @RamaRama: Draft is Saturday at 6pm, I believe. #
• 17:16 @RamaRama: I'm slowing down in my geriatric state, but I could probably pick up a girl, drop her in your lap and leave...if need be. #
• 19:16 @change100: Bon Iver rules! #
• 22:46 @mookie99: You have SIX kids!!!!??? I am in awe of you, sir. #
• 23:00 Sweet Niblets! Off 2 bed. C U L8tr!(the previous tweet was brought to you by BEER, Bloody P takes no responsibility for its stupidness) #

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• 09:25 Biden it is! #
• 11:00 @Easycure: Actually, it's a really good choice. Any corporate manager would look to fill a hole in his/her team. Obama has done just that. #
• 11:13 @Easycure: I think you're getting McCain and Biden mixed up. #
• 11:30 *cough* Keating Five/Walter Reed/Joey Bananas/multiple infidelities*cough* Plus the Rezko thing is ridiculous political posturing. OK, done. #
• 19:55 I am now following MC Hammer on Twitter. How you like me NOW, bitches? #

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• 09:17 What's the baby using? #
• 09:20 @good43: Hmmm...don't want to lose a vote for Obama. Still may Twitter it, tho. #
• 18:03 I hope to GOD that if it is Bayh he's not going to be Obama's Dan Quayle. Potatoe. #
• 20:24 @RamaRama: On a Friday night??? NERD ALERT!!!!!!!!! (As I look for homes in St. Paul and S. Mpls on a Friday night...). #
• 20:37 @RamaRama: Didn't see the "HD". Go about your business, nothing to see here...May have found a 3BR/2BA townhouse in Uptown that's doable.. #
• 21:00 @RamaRama: Basically Lagoon and Hennepin. Near the Mickey D's. Trying to find the damn listing. Thought I bookmarked it. #
• 21:02 @RamaRama: My bad, more like Nicollet and Franklin #
• 21:12 But this looks more more affordable: minneapolis.craigslist.org/rfs/762623444.html #
• 21:17 Dammit, you and your endless income... #
• 21:17 OK, off to have porch time with Tha Mrz. #
• 22:22 @good43: LOL. Hook. Line. AND sinker. #

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• 09:48 @thisisnotapril: Shhh, don't let @RamaRama know you're BUYING coffee! #
• 10:37 @thisisnotapril: never thought of it like that. With the way I drink it,I guess I'm going to have to sponsor an entire village in the Congo. #
• 19:20 Drinking beer and creating affiliate site. Fingers crossed. #
• 19:41 @thisisnotapril: I got your pineapples right here (stupid hernia). #

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• 09:46 @DuggleBogey: Freebase some No-Doz. Works every time. #
• 09:52 @DuggleBogey: LOL #
• 10:50 @RamaRama: Good luck with all that. I think I would literally die without my morning pot of coffee. #
• 11:29 @RamaRama: Attababy! #
• 13:34 Listening to new Byrne and Eno album. So far, so good. #

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• 17:46 Long/Good afternoon at the pool with the kids. Now off to @Lenny's house for beers and relaxation. #

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• 23:06 A bit drunk from a 5 year old's birthday party. Also, the birthday boy was more wasted than I am when I left. #

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• 15:14 Just realized that @jonathancoulton subscribed to me on FriendFeed, I think. Hi Jonathan, come back to Madison, WI soon, man. #
• 19:08 Everybody's workin' for the weekend. Thank the 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus it's here. Well, HELLO Mr. Beer! #
• 19:12 For the first time, Heavy Critters is outperforming my Bloody P *cough* Twitter update *cough* blog. heavycritters.tumblr.com/ #

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• 16:17 I wasn't aware that "Tron Guy" is from Minnesota. Weird. #
• 22:47 What's with all the food talk tonight? #

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• 10:06 Internet back up at work after TWO HOURS of downtime. #
• 17:53 Video chatting and playing Facebook "Wordscraper" (Scrabble) with @Timo. #
• 19:23 Game Two starting: Scrabble Beta on Facebook with @Timo. #
• 23:18 Psst! Julia Child was a spy, pass it on: tinyurl.com/649f6u #

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• 09:51 How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? #
• 17:33 Drinking Keystone Light and getting ready to fire up some sweet Full Tilt SnG action. Jealous much? #
• 17:34 @Iggylicious: LOL. I'm going to be using that extensively as well. #
• 18:13 @BobbyBracelet: I'm going to start casually throwing around "bitch ditch" at the office (hear that, ladies?). #
• 21:47 Poker interrupted by conversation about potential divorce (not mine...yet, love you honey!) with a friend. #
• 22:01 OK, which blogger says "The Hammer is My Penis", and did he/she or did he/she not comment on the Onion's AV section? Am I missing something? #
• 22:18 @peacecorn: Dammit. I'm usually so on top of this stuff. #
• 22:20 OMG: I've even SEEN Dr. Horrible. TWICE...I am so, so dumb. Please @everyoneifuckingknow, ridicule me now. #
• 22:22 Also - stupid beer. #
• 23:18 So, uh, anyone else see that Dr. Horrible thing? #

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• 23:46 Mmmmm...Galactic Pizza. #
• 00:01 @RamaRama: Wife's in the Cities. I'm not. She > me... #
• 00:02 @RamaRama: Sorry, also: living vicariously.... #
• 09:34 Working from home and recovering from the Iron Ridge Picnic. Think I had a bad burger last night. Yuck. #
• 10:30 Nice...Wife ordered $70 worth of kids books that just arrived. That I didn't know about... #
• 11:50 @DuggleBogey: Looking over the invoice, we got 6 books for $135.00. OUCH. #
• 13:07 @good43: Thanks a lot... #
• 14:03 Just downloaded the "Digsby" IM client. Was using Pidgin, I think I like this better. #
• 14:29 OK, Digsby rules. #
• 17:11 @good43: Glad the Gmail thing isn't just me... #
• 17:57 testing digsby twitter client #
• 22:56 @good43: I hate you so much. Just got that damn song out of my head. It's Cher time! #

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• 00:51 @iamhoff: I am here to please. Check out my hilarious drunken/falldown show at 3am. #
• 00:52 @RamaRama: Sorry I missed your tweet. I was on the porch with a friend drinking Bud Light Lime......No homo. (I SWEAR) #
• 01:00 Heading to bed with YOOOOOOOOOUR Minnesota Twins! in first place by 1/2 game. Can someone just contract the damn White Sox already? #
• 09:55 Off to the Iron Ridge Fireman's Picnic for a parade and a day of mucho drinko. #
• 12:17 Free beeer handed out from one of the floats in the parade. Score! Multiple whiskey slushes already consumed. #
• 16:42 Keystone Light is in tha HIZZOUSE!!! Drunk by noon from the Iron Ridge Picnic. Thinking of grilling buffalo chicken breasts for dinner. #
• 17:28 R.I.P. Isaac Hayes aka "Chef", children. #
• 17:42 I am Poker Champ. #
• 18:51 Listening to PE's masterpiece "It Takes a Nation of Millions..." Don't believe the hype! #
• 19:27 From Public Enemy to Elliott Smith in three moves. #

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• 00:23 @RamaRama: Isn't Lyle's a gay bar now? What with the rainbow logo and such... #
• 00:37 Avoidance of my question by @RamaRama means that he's probably tapping his feet in the stall of Lyle's bathroom. #
• 00:46 @RamaRama: Yeah, yeah, I know. I've had too many free happy hour chicken wings and girls riding my jock...Lyle's= No homo. #
• 00:48 That sign out front may be the GAYEST in the Cities, though. I'm just sayin'. #
• 01:06 @RamaRama: Touche...Wait, how do you know that sign outside The Saloon so well?? Things that make you go "HMMMM?" (c. C+C Music Factory) #
• 01:12 @RamaRama: Yep, that'll do it. I take it all back (except the foot tapping part). #
• 01:15 OK, before I turn in, lots of kick ass stuff including a great interview with Atmosphere on heavycritters.tumblr.com #
• 21:25 @fouronionrings: When's the Water Polo post coming? #
• 22:05 @fouronionrings: Ahhh. Makes sense. I think a very detailed post on women's beach volleyball is in order a la: tinyurl.com/5rlv99 #
• 22:10 @iamhoff, Your reply: 'bout time ONE of us said it! OR, the obvious, "I"VE got a stick to put up your ass"... #
• 22:10 @RamaRama: Yuppie... #
• 22:26 Big ups to @poppa254, whoever the hell you are! Keep keepin' it most real, yo. #
• 22:30 15yroldvirgin.com/ #
• 22:32 @RamaRama: C'mon admit it, Green Mill is like the Applebee's of the Cities. Good stuff, tho. Mmmm...garlic chicken pizza. #
• 22:41 OK, OK, I just wish I were sitting at the Uptown Green Mill right now with a Summit IPA and a kick as pizza in front of me... #

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• 16:59 Heading over to the house of @Blako (apostrophe avoidance, there @DuggleBogey...) for Ann's Birthday party. #

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• 09:51 @RamaRama: Ship it over to @SnailTrax, I owe him anyway. #
• 12:19 Hopefully the state of Wisconsin will not implode with Favre leaving the Packers...Enough already. #

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• 10:22 @DuggleBogey: Was going to school you, until I realized that you were absolutely right. #
• 10:43 Text from my wife teaching VBS: 'Perfecting the art of herding cats., #
• 11:45 @DuggleBogey: Almost put an apostrophe on an "s" to make something plural, then just reworded the damn sentence. Thanks a lot... #
• 13:41 @good43: You know you've got a poker problem, when you read your last tweet and automatically think "ten jack suited"... #
• 14:17 Jebus, will this Brett Favre story EVER GO AWAY??? #
• 18:03 twitter.com/myballs #
• 18:23 Just realized that except for Russ Feingold (best senator EVER), that I really don't care about Wisconsin politics... Go @alfranken!!! #
• 20:33 Stuffed from BBQ drumsticks on the grill. Cooked those bad boys for an hour and half. #
• 21:13 @DuggleBogey: It sure isn't green anymore! #
• 21:37 @everybody: Twitter is the new, non-annoying chat room. Except that it's annoying. #
• 21:43 @RamaRama: Mini Cooper (just read your post) #
• 21:49 @RamaRama: JOKE. #
• 22:02 @RamaRama: One sort of word: WRX #
• 23:21 @RamaRama: VW Golf?? #
• 23:26 As a Minnesota Vikings fan who has hated Brett Favre for years, it's great to see him painted as a villian for once. Have fun in NY, bitch! #

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• 09:02 @thisisnotapril: Don't you never speak an unkind word about sideburns! #
• 10:06 @RamaRama: You attention to detail is almost disturbing. The sad thing is, I know exactly what you mean. #
• 10:28 No homo. #
• 20:46 Can't believe I missed @taopauly's tourney. On the good side, the BMW sold tonight. I almost cried when the guy drove her away. #
• 21:00 @Easycure, somebody was jack king off over your queens? Har har har... #

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• 23:45 @fouronionrings: START A BASEBALL BLOG!!! #
• 20:45 Thinking I missed a vital part of @good43 and @thisisnotapril's conversation. #

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• 10:15 @good43: Classic. Posted it at heavycritters.tumblr.com. #
• 15:29 Anyone ever get any work from Elance? #
• 16:47 @RamaRama: I'm moving back to Minneapolis just to attack you with a mannequin leg...Lucky SOB. #
• 21:00 @RamaRama: Until you've seen my balls, everything you just said is hyperbole. #
• 21:01 @fouronionrings: Baseball interest? YOU??? Must prepare for the end of the world. #
• 21:13 Marveling at how many times @fouronionrings has been "meh" about baseball. I just thought you didn't pay attention until fantasy league. #
• 21:20 @RamaRama: I will find you and teabag you until you agree to chill over beers. Actually, looking at houses now. #

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• 11:21 @fouronionringsa: You still down with the sickness? Or feeling better? Nice to see you tweet. #
• 13:15 Watching Lollapalooza Live: tinyurl.com/68slxr Thanks to @howwastheshow #
• 13:23 To get the Lollapalooza link, you have to Google "Lollapalooza Live" and then go to the AT&T Blue Room link. #
• 17:28 Just sold my 1984 Honda Spree. Damn, I loved that stupid thing. #
• 19:27 @RamaRama: You're not at the same pool party as @howwastheshow, are you? #
• 19:30 LOL. OK, different party. This one would have Lollapalooza blaring at the party. Now, git outta here and git you a lesbian! #
• 20:06 @Mookie99: My oldest turns 13 in two weeks, so I feel ya, bruthah. #
• 20:07 @RamaRama: That's because they can be. They're turning on both the guys and the lesbian girls. Win-Win for them. #
• 20:09 Devotchka put on a pretty kick ass set at Lollapalooza today. #
• 20:09 @RamaRama: I know. I knocked one up. True story (see tweet about daughter turning 13 in two weeks). #
• 22:07 Wilco kicking my ass already at Lollapalooza. Can't believe this is all happening 2.5 hours south of me... #
• 23:11 @RamaRama: Funny you should Tweet that. Just had that conversation with my wife. It's going to happen. #
• 23:12 @thisisnotapril: Actually, not sure. I'll find you and hit you up with a sweet ass tweet. #
• 23:14 @thisisnotapril: They headlined on Friday. Sorry, boo berry. #
• 23:15 @RamaRama: Yes, I know. No more North. Been there, been shot at that. I start looking tomorrow. For realz. #
• 23:15 OK, goodnight Twitterland. Gonna go and try to get my "land" "Twittered", ifyouknowwhatimean. #

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• 17:58 Ready for the family to be back. Four days without wife and kids was fun, but lonely. And I'm massively hungover... #
• 18:06 Watching Manny Ramirez press conference on MLB.com #
• 20:57 Realizing that major household budget cuts are becoming increasingly necessary...Dammit. #
• 21:44 Angry at lame/untruthful McCain attack ad I just saw. #
• 21:47 Sign of the apocalypse, PBS ending syndication of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. savemisterrogers.com/ #
• 22:46 House is currently LOUD. #

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