My Aim Is True

• 00:51 @iamhoff: I am here to please. Check out my hilarious drunken/falldown show at 3am. #
• 00:52 @RamaRama: Sorry I missed your tweet. I was on the porch with a friend drinking Bud Light Lime......No homo. (I SWEAR) #
• 01:00 Heading to bed with YOOOOOOOOOUR Minnesota Twins! in first place by 1/2 game. Can someone just contract the damn White Sox already? #
• 09:55 Off to the Iron Ridge Fireman's Picnic for a parade and a day of mucho drinko. #
• 12:17 Free beeer handed out from one of the floats in the parade. Score! Multiple whiskey slushes already consumed. #
• 16:42 Keystone Light is in tha HIZZOUSE!!! Drunk by noon from the Iron Ridge Picnic. Thinking of grilling buffalo chicken breasts for dinner. #
• 17:28 R.I.P. Isaac Hayes aka "Chef", children. #
• 17:42 I am Poker Champ. #
• 18:51 Listening to PE's masterpiece "It Takes a Nation of Millions..." Don't believe the hype! #
• 19:27 From Public Enemy to Elliott Smith in three moves. #

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