My Aim Is True

• 09:51 How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? #
• 17:33 Drinking Keystone Light and getting ready to fire up some sweet Full Tilt SnG action. Jealous much? #
• 17:34 @Iggylicious: LOL. I'm going to be using that extensively as well. #
• 18:13 @BobbyBracelet: I'm going to start casually throwing around "bitch ditch" at the office (hear that, ladies?). #
• 21:47 Poker interrupted by conversation about potential divorce (not mine...yet, love you honey!) with a friend. #
• 22:01 OK, which blogger says "The Hammer is My Penis", and did he/she or did he/she not comment on the Onion's AV section? Am I missing something? #
• 22:18 @peacecorn: Dammit. I'm usually so on top of this stuff. #
• 22:20 OMG: I've even SEEN Dr. Horrible. TWICE...I am so, so dumb. Please @everyoneifuckingknow, ridicule me now. #
• 22:22 Also - stupid beer. #
• 23:18 So, uh, anyone else see that Dr. Horrible thing? #

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