My Aim Is True

• 23:57 @RamaRama: She'd have to give me a fiver first, tho. #
• 00:07 Writing synopsis of a kick ass TV show my buddy and I are going to pitch next week to a guy with an MTV production deal... Holy shit. #
• 11:14 Griffey Jr. to the White Sox. Dammit. Twins gotzta do something. #
• 12:03 The Egyptians said "The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer." #
• 15:02 Thanks to Waffles "Tiffany Michele" tip, my hits doubled yesterday. LOL. #

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• 11:43 Twins within a half game of the Sox! Brewers are screwing the pooch against the Cubs... #
• 12:13 Just landed a $110K deal. Celebration time tonight while helping @blako move into his new digs. #
• 13:44 New post up at bloodyp.blogspot.com "Thanks for the Tip, Waffles!" #
• 14:10 @DuggleBogey: Thank you,thank you. I have another show at 9pm. Don't miss it. #
• 14:48 In honor of TripJax and GCox, I will be drinking Keystone Light with voracity this evening. #
• 15:27 90 degrees and I've got to help my friend move. No homo. #
• 15:43 Testing new pic on Netvibes. Pay no attention to me (as usual). #

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• 19:29 BBQ Porkchops for dinner. PORKCHOPS AND APPLESAUCE! #
• 22:36 I am starting to really, REALLY hate Twitter. #
• 11:43 Twins within a half game of the Sox! Brewers are screwing the pooch against the Cubs... #
• 12:13 Just landed a $110K deal. Celebration time tonight while helping @blako move into his new digs. #
• 13:44 New post up at bloodyp.blogspot.com "Thanks for the Tip, Waffles!" #
• 14:10 @DuggleBogey: Thank you,thank you. I have another show at 9pm. Don't miss it. #
• 14:48 In honor of TripJax and GCox, I will be drinking Keystone Light with voracity this evening. #
• 15:27 90 degrees and I've got to help my friend move. No homo. #
• 15:43 Testing new pic on Netvibes. Pay no attention to me (as usual). #

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My Aim Is True

• 19:29 BBQ Porkchops for dinner. PORKCHOPS AND APPLESAUCE! #
• 22:36 I am starting to really, REALLY hate Twitter. #
• 11:43 Twins within a half game of the Sox! Brewers are screwing the pooch against the Cubs... #
• 12:13 Just landed a $110K deal. Celebration time tonight while helping @blako move into his new digs. #
• 13:44 New post up at bloodyp.blogspot.com "Thanks for the Tip, Waffles!" #
• 14:10 @DuggleBogey: Thank you,thank you. I have another show at 9pm. Don't miss it. #
• 14:48 In honor of TripJax and GCox, I will be drinking Keystone Light with voracity this evening. #
• 15:27 90 degrees and I've got to help my friend move. No homo. #
• 15:43 Testing new pic on Netvibes. Pay no attention to me (as usual). #

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My Aim Is True

• 19:29 BBQ Porkchops for dinner. PORKCHOPS AND APPLESAUCE! #
• 22:36 I am starting to really, REALLY hate Twitter. #
• 11:43 Twins within a half game of the Sox! Brewers are screwing the pooch against the Cubs... #
• 12:13 Just landed a $110K deal. Celebration time tonight while helping @blako move into his new digs. #
• 13:44 New post up at bloodyp.blogspot.com "Thanks for the Tip, Waffles!" #
• 14:10 @DuggleBogey: Thank you,thank you. I have another show at 9pm. Don't miss it. #
• 14:48 In honor of TripJax and GCox, I will be drinking Keystone Light with voracity this evening. #

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My Aim Is True

• 19:29 BBQ Porkchops for dinner. PORKCHOPS AND APPLESAUCE! #
• 22:36 I am starting to really, REALLY hate Twitter. #
• 11:43 Twins within a half game of the Sox! Brewers are screwing the pooch against the Cubs... #
• 12:13 Just landed a $110K deal. Celebration time tonight while helping @blako move into his new digs. #

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• 11:18 Fail Whale... #
• 19:29 BBQ Porkchops for dinner. PORKCHOPS AND APPLESAUCE! #
• 22:36 I am starting to really, REALLY hate Twitter. #

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• 07:55 The Hold Steady interview on NPR right now. #
• 09:04 Here's how bad things are: Just saw and ad that read "Why Own When you can Rent?". Sweet jebus. #
• 18:56 Three words: Ice. Cream. Station. #

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• 08:51 @good43: Try www.mediafire.com #
• 11:03 Been rocking out to The Hold Steady's 'Stay Positive'. Go get it now. #
• 20:44 @thisisnotapril: a "gay" or a "guy"? #
• 21:40 Saw this dude tonight at the Horicon Public Library: tinyurl.com/6lg26n #
• 22:15 @RamaRama: Twin Towns represent! (Except I don't live there anymore, godammit...). #

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• 09:38 Happy 7th Birthday Tyrah! #
• 12:46 Back from a long walk. Damn, it's hot. Hopefully hooking up with @lennywolf later this afternoon. #
• 15:48 Took the kids to the aquatic center. More exercise and MILF spotting for me, good clean fun for the kids. #
• 15:56 Starting to find more and more of my heavycritters.tumblr.com posts are being reblogged or referenced. Sweet! #
• 17:59 Updating my Facebook page, putting stuff up on heavycritters.tumblr.com, and trying to pretend screaming kids don't exist. #
• 19:45 Just finished reading "Fight Club" for the first time. Even though I knew how it would end (movie), it's an amazing novel. #
• 20:03 Looking at his Twitters, I'm guessing that @taopauly is pretty fucked up. Cheers! #
• 20:17 Ready for cake and ice cream for my girl's b-day. Then,it's Full Tilt time. God, I've missed playing online.Again, I owe @snailtrax huge... #
• 22:07 WTF is up with Twitter? I swear to god, I'm going to Jaiku if this shit keeps happening. Way to lose your audience, dumbshits. #

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• 09:05 @DeadMoneyInc: Resisting...urge...to...look...up...tub...girl...at...work...ARGH... #
• 09:06 MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!! #
• 13:11 @DuggleBogey: Welcome to the hell that is Twitter. #
• 20:40 I have officially decided that my official new super crush is Julia Allison. Yowza. tinyurl.com/6hm2v4 #

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• 17:21 Blackmailed into taking the kids to the pool (ACTUAL kids...). Time for a long island ice tea to take the edge off. #
• 21:51 Waiting for Morneau to win the Home Run Derby. @SnailTrax: Morneau HAS chopped wood in the dead of winter. #
• 21:55 How you like Justin Morneau NOW???!!!! We're gonna win Twins, we're gonna score, we're gonna win Twins, watch that baseball soar! #
• 22:09 Watching the replay of the "celebrity" softball game. George Lopez? C'MON.... #

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• 01:08 Yes. #
• 17:18 Beer-thirty #
• 19:18 Watching "Camp Rock" #
• 19:58 @thisisnotapril: I know. But I can always use a good cry. #

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• 08:44 @igglylicious: Nice cash! #
• 17:48 @iggylicious: Congrats on an Main Event well played. Congrats on the cash. Stash $10K, and blow the rest on booze and hookers. #
• 21:47 Brett Favre is such a total and complete douchebag. And I'm not even a Packers' fan! #
• 22:01 @thisisnotapril: LOL #
• 22:15 @thisisnotapril: Dammit, you guys are about 2 hours from me right now. Unless you're in Milwaukee, then you're 45 mintues away... #

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• 13:58 @Iggylicious: Keep hangin' tough...New Kids style! #
• 19:43 Joe Morgan is an narcissistic asshole: tinyurl.com/6n8zgb #
• 21:38 @SnailTrax: Only twice. #
• 22:41 @thisisnotapril: What the hell kind of hours do you work???? It's 10:40pm in beeeeeooootiful Wisconsin. #
• 23:24 @thisisnotapril: You should get into sales. I work MAYBE 4-5 hours a day. #

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• 10:25 @snailtrax: Happy 32nd. Hope you find your junk. #
• 20:55 All Iggy needs is a good double up. #

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• 12:00 Power was out at the office this AM after massive storms. Spent time at Starbucks trying to navigate the "free" wifi. Took 1/2 an hour... #
• 16:44 Sweating my balls off. #
• 21:11 ATTN ALL POKER BLOGGERS: tinyurl.com/5ogrqw #
• 22:37 Playing Scrabble on Facebook with @realabstract. Tight game. #

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• 14:56 Just signed up at FriendFeed. friendfeed.com/bloodyp #
• 14:57 In honor of the WSOP Main Event, I picked up a 4-pack of 16 ounce cans of Milwaukee Beast Light. Go Iggy!! #
• 23:01 @everyone: Sucks about the Google indexing! Thank GOD I'm not a "true" poker blogger in their eyes anymore...GO IGGY!! #
• 12:00 Power was out at the office this AM after massive storms. Spent time at Starbucks trying to navigate the "free" wifi. Took 1/2 an hour... #

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• 10:12 Getting ready for epic an squirt gun fight followed by blowing a bunch of shit up. There will be alcohol involved. Happy 4th, everyone! #
• 12:46 Have fun in hell, Mr. Helms! #
• 13:25 Watching Obama's Independence Day speech on UStream.tv. origin.barackobama.com/live/ #
• 14:36 Getting ready to head to 4th of July par-tay. Miller products to be consumed. #
• 15:34 Finally got a bottle of Schlitz Original Recipe! It's like a little piece of heaven. #
• 18:50 Uh oh. Beer Pong. #
• 20:12 Beer pong is -EV #
• 22:42 Note to self: never play Beer Pong again. It literally has taken me 4 minutes to write this post. I think spelling is right. OK, 5 min #
• 22:43 Oh, and pizza rulez. #

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• 00:09 Just downloaded Werewolph's "Feel The Laser". Mucho kick ass. #
• 10:13 My buddy's wife should be getting ready to push a baby out right...about...NOW! #
• 11:22 @Iggylicious: Good luck out there! #
• 12:48 It's a girl! Adah Sue Blakely. 6 lbs. 12.5 oz and 20 inches long. Congrats to the Blakely's! #
• 13:00 Playing Scrabble on Facebook whilst I work from the hizzouse. #
• 14:46 Jammin' out to the new Huey Lewis tune. www.myspace.com/pineappleexpresssoundtrack #
• 15:26 @SnailTrax: Noodling or CANOODLING? #
• 19:40 Beat @realabstract at Scrabble earlier. Close game, but I was victorious. #
• 22:47 Dear neighbors across the street having a fire outside: SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DRIVING PET PEEVES...FOR A HALF AN HOUR! #

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• 14:57 TONS of new stuff over at heavycritters.tumblr.com #
• 17:55 Brett Favre in talks with the Packers to come back in 2008? Jebus H. Christmas. Give up the ghost, Brett! #

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• 14:55 Bloglines has gone mad!!! #
• 21:02 Happiness is a warm sock. #

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• 19:00 Picked my up 12 year old daughter today. It's been a year since I've physically seen her. I swear she's grown three feet... #

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