My Aim Is True

• 10:12 Getting ready for epic an squirt gun fight followed by blowing a bunch of shit up. There will be alcohol involved. Happy 4th, everyone! #
• 12:46 Have fun in hell, Mr. Helms! #
• 13:25 Watching Obama's Independence Day speech on UStream.tv. origin.barackobama.com/live/ #
• 14:36 Getting ready to head to 4th of July par-tay. Miller products to be consumed. #
• 15:34 Finally got a bottle of Schlitz Original Recipe! It's like a little piece of heaven. #
• 18:50 Uh oh. Beer Pong. #
• 20:12 Beer pong is -EV #
• 22:42 Note to self: never play Beer Pong again. It literally has taken me 4 minutes to write this post. I think spelling is right. OK, 5 min #
• 22:43 Oh, and pizza rulez. #

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