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• 16:33 Finishing up a few HTML tweaks on heavycritters.tumblr.com #
• 18:00 Missing Minneapolis. #
• 19:40 Hillary got a fair shake with FL and MI, is still losing and is STILL complaining...Go away. #

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• 13:41 Just found out a General Contractor just totally lied through his teeth to me. #

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• 08:42 Stockpiling beer into coolers. Getting ready to go the the Brewers/Braves tilt with the company. #
• 10:57 Drinking early. #

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• 08:53 WAY too sunny to be sitting at a desk. May have to lead a one day, weather-related nerd mutiny. #
• 09:01 @Katitude: LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN!!! (Right after this internal meeting...) #
• 12:51 Blackberry up and running! #
• 17:19 Haven't seen @fouronionrings around here in awhile... #
• 18:55 Lots of good stuff up over at heavycritters.tumblr.com #
• 19:04 $10 "donation" check to the Horicon Lions Club for putting free (to them and me) sand in my sandbox. Kids now outside. Money well spent! #

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• 00:06 Will I be anything more than what I am? #
• 10:14 Feeling the aftershocks of a long weekend. Damn you, Captain Morgan! #

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• 23:48 Had multiple conversions about religion tonight. None of them good. #
• 09:54 Just woke up. Need a nap already. #
• 12:34 Preparing to eat and drink (mostly drink) with friends. Happy Memorial Day! #
• 14:37 The kids are mosquitos that won't stop buzzing around my ears. #
• 20:59 Stumbling to corner store. #

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• 09:37 10 hours of sleep! #
• 14:17 America's Next Top Model marathon. Say goodbye to my wife for the rest of the day... #
• 14:59 At the park with the kids. They were driving the Mrs. nuts. #
• 18:30 Stoopid rum. #
• 19:06 The wife is talking to someone with a parrot on their shoulder. #
• 19:11 PREVIOUS SMOKERS! How did you quit? Tweet back! #
• 19:36 Everytime I go to CNN, I 1/2 expect the announcement that Hillary has given up. No such luck. #
• 20:53 @easycure: Thank you for the good advice. But I live in WISCONSIN!!!! Ok, Ok...I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I ca #
• 21:05 @Easycure: Dr. Chako is my only hope! Thanks for the support and advice. You are so lucky. I LOVE to smoke, but KNOW I have to quit. NOW #
• 21:08 @peacecorn: Got your message about frogs. Trying to reply. Twitter is down (again). #
• 21:19 @thisisnotapril: Dammit! Everyone in Wisconsin smokes. EVERYONE. Seriously. Stupid Wisconsin... #
• 21:22 @thisisnotapril: Um...are you watching gay porn? #
• 21:25 Until about 20 seconds ago, I didn't realize @snailtrax (Daddy) was on Twitter. #
• 21:29 @thisisnotapril:Thanks, yo.This is probably the hardest thing I've ever done. Except my ex, who was a 2x4. Thank you, I'll be here all nite #
• 21:36 ---->@good43: Done that, mon ami. Get ready for a really "fun" rebuild! #

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• 11:49 Houseguests gone. We had a blast. Now it's off to enjoy the day with the Mrs. and kids. #
• 19:23 Grilling 'greek' burgers. Just opened a bottle of merlot. #
• 21:15 Hello, MN Twins? Detroit Tigers here. You forgot your asses. We'll hand them to you... #
• 21:23 Porch. Merlot. Sunset. Heaven. #

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• 12:28 Home sweet home. #
• 19:44 Watching the Grey's Anatomy finale re-run with 3 women. Tears are going to flood this house. Send help. #
• 20:10 2hour grilled ribs, corn on the cob, corn bread, baked beans & potato salad. Woo wee! Thems good eats! #
• 20:36 @thisisnotapril: Correct. Women aren't stupid. Just difficult. #

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• 09:18 Working from home. Still in PJ's. #
• 10:01 @fouronionrings with bunny slippers? Cuz I'm rockin' bunny slippers. #
• 15:02 Writing an Executive Summary is bitchin'! #
• 17:00 Just paid $4.09 @ the pump. #
• 21:41 Got my ass kicked @ Trivial Pursuit... #

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• 14:05 Dear Hillary, get over FL & MI. Jeez... #
• 17:24 @peacecorn: That officially ruins my day as well. I can no longer make fun of people who use it. Damn you BG! #

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• 09:13 Playing catch up at work. Just realized I didn't miss much. #

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• 11:36 At home with either stomach flu or food poisoning. In any case, my body has been a Play-doh Fun Factory for the last 12 hours or so. #
• 14:48 @fouronionrings: Too much to name. Ryan Braun is the only real shining star on that team... #
• 17:04 Still queasy... #
• 17:15 @fouronionrings: LOL. #

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• 00:11 Realizing that I've done a lot more "living" than a lot of my cohorts. Too many people I know live with the blinders on. #
• 10:48 I don't believe my four year old's mouth has stopped moving. Since Friday. #
• 12:58 Chatting with @fouronionrings on the IM #
• 13:20 Off to a party. Tons of new stuff on heavycritters.tumblr.com. This one's my favorite:heavycritters.tumblr.com/post/35186848 #
• 19:31 Mission accomplished: 99% of beer @ party consumed. #
• 22:15 Drunk from family drinking event. #

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• 08:54 Taking care of a two month old and a 4 year old. Solo. God help me. #
• 13:14 Garage sale bonanza! #
• 18:12 Grilling up bacon wrapped chicken breast soaked in ranch dressing &asparagus tips. I win. #
• 18:14 Listo mas rapido Y dura mas tiempo #
• 20:10 @easycure: You might win, not me. Grilling mahi-mahi. Sounds killer. #

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• 08:22 8:22am on a Friday, fires everywhere! Must get the proverbial hose, or I'm hosed. #
• 10:19 Had a brilliant idea for an internet start up last night. Now I can't remember what it was. #
• 18:09 At daughter's school play. Feels like Waiting For Guffman. #
• 18:27 Vomiting 100, stage 0. Go vomiting kid! #
• 18:36 Now MY kid is sick. WTF kind of lutheran bird flu is this?? #
• 20:11 Screw you, I like High School Musical. #
• 21:11 We have a code red. Repeat code red. 2 month old is in the house. Change that to code brown... #
• 21:27 heavycritters.tumblr.com is starting to take off! Today was a record day! I always knew I was totally awesome! #

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• 08:27 @Katitude Waffles should not be allowed to Twitter EVER. #
• 19:23 Yankees are in last place??? I can die happy. #
• 19:54 Happy BBQ Month! I celebrated both National BBQ AND Tavern month tonight! Yea me (wife thinks otherwise). #
• 22:26 Me? Oh, just social networking and stuff. #
• 22:43 Like, 8234 new posts on heavycritters.tumblr.com #

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• 09:20 Trying to study for a work related test. Damn you IM and Outlook pop-ups! Damn you! #
• 10:59 How cool is Bill Moyers? Yes, THAT Bill Moyers. #
• 19:52 Beer, chicken, & friends. Good night so far. #
• 21:42 In vino veritas. #

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• 10:26 Bid work = Bad work... #
• 14:13 Travel mug lid =1. Pants= 0. #
• 20:02 Kid's science project = teh hawesome. #

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• 16:32 Ted Koppel has joined NPR. Weird. #
• 21:32 Tweet! #

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• 17:02 Mother's Day in WI? Beer. Beer. More beer. #
• 22:17 Better Mother's Day than expected. Mom-in-law not too crazy. Played bass guitar and only insulted one person all day. Victory! #

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• 11:23 Got the hook up for sweet Brewers/Cards tix. Game time 2:45pm. Look for me behind home plate. #

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• 08:31 May is "National Tavern Month". Let's Celebrate! #
• 10:41 @thisisnotapril: I'm pretty I celebrate both on a daily basis. At the same time. #
• 10:47 Can't get "Gone,Gone,Gone" by Trip Shakespeare out of my head. Haven't heard the song in years... #
• 12:07 About to introduce my 4 year old to the joy that is the Atari 2600. #
• 15:44 Having a hell of a time getting this damn Atari to work. Need a coax to female RCA adapter. Nerd alert! #
• 18:16 On major wife tilt right now. #
• 23:13 Twins overcome Sox in the 9th! Love the Red Sox (sorry @taopauly), but I love any win for my boys. 1st *cough* place *cough* AL central... #
• 23:14 @fouronionrings: Well?? #

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• 23:52 Everyone I know is getting divorced. Seems like yesterday they were all getting married. What gives? #
• 14:45 Funny Obama/Hillary parody: "The Empire Strikes Barack" heavycritters.tumblr.com/post/34151944 #
• 17:35 29% of Wisconsin residents think Bush is doing a bad job...DUH... #
• 18:30 @Easycure: That's such a great line. Well played, sir. #

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• 13:20 Wondering if I'm having beers with @Blako tonight. #
• 16:21 Having beers with @blako at the Butler Inn. #
• 22:42 'garden time' with the wife. #

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• 12:30 Check out and give to www.modestneeds.org #
• 20:31 @katitude: Elvis Costello pwns all. Nice reference. #

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• 10:15 @fouronionrings: That's what I hear. Sorry about the loss, man. Especially to the Stars. You'll get 'em next year. Now...onto BASEBALL! #
• 14:02 Longest oil change EVER. #
• 14:35 Downloading the new Nine Inch Nails album FREE from the band's website. #
• 17:03 I am SO done with Microsoft Windows. Mac, here I come! #
• 22:17 Off to bed. If I have another dream where I have a guest appearance on Hannah Montana tonight, I'm going to be pissed. #

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• 13:52 Thinking about maybe, possibly, watching the Sharks game tonight. Or not. But maybe. #
• 17:03 @fouronionrings: I thought it might be. Who knows, maybe I'll even *gasp!* enjoy hockey! #
• 22:13 Just saw "Juno" for the first time. Still processing. Amazing. #

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• 18:52 Got drunk at a 4 year old's birthday party. Waiting for Saturday company to arrive for a very posh dinner party (Prego lasagna, Coles, beer) #

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• 09:53 @good43: I think it's cute that the Cardinals have so much faith in a mediocre team.I also like that the Crew took 2 of 3 from the Cubs! ;) #
• 09:55 At work. Listening to Iron & Wine. I am what the "man" would call a forward thinker since I am thinking about the weekend. #
• 10:31 @good43 Cubs were picked as the team to beat. Cards will flame out. More important is that my Twins are in a 3 way tie for 2nd in AL Central #
• 19:57 Nothing like Keystone Light on a Friday night. #
• 20:45 @thisisnotapril: I think Kendall told Tejada what was coming... Why V is still pitching this inning is beyond me. #
• 20:46 I hope Ned Yost burns in hell. Tonight. #
• 21:55 Who's in for "Six Word Memoirs"?? I'll start: Getting girl pregnant changed the future #

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• 15:24 Working from home. Too early to start drinking? Hmmmm... #
• 20:38 Drinking "Bud Lime". Meh. #

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