My Aim Is True

• 09:37 10 hours of sleep! #
• 14:17 America's Next Top Model marathon. Say goodbye to my wife for the rest of the day... #
• 14:59 At the park with the kids. They were driving the Mrs. nuts. #
• 18:30 Stoopid rum. #
• 19:06 The wife is talking to someone with a parrot on their shoulder. #
• 19:11 PREVIOUS SMOKERS! How did you quit? Tweet back! #
• 19:36 Everytime I go to CNN, I 1/2 expect the announcement that Hillary has given up. No such luck. #
• 20:53 @easycure: Thank you for the good advice. But I live in WISCONSIN!!!! Ok, Ok...I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I ca #
• 21:05 @Easycure: Dr. Chako is my only hope! Thanks for the support and advice. You are so lucky. I LOVE to smoke, but KNOW I have to quit. NOW #
• 21:08 @peacecorn: Got your message about frogs. Trying to reply. Twitter is down (again). #
• 21:19 @thisisnotapril: Dammit! Everyone in Wisconsin smokes. EVERYONE. Seriously. Stupid Wisconsin... #
• 21:22 @thisisnotapril: Um...are you watching gay porn? #
• 21:25 Until about 20 seconds ago, I didn't realize @snailtrax (Daddy) was on Twitter. #
• 21:29 @thisisnotapril:Thanks, yo.This is probably the hardest thing I've ever done. Except my ex, who was a 2x4. Thank you, I'll be here all nite #
• 21:36 ---->@good43: Done that, mon ami. Get ready for a really "fun" rebuild! #

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