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• 10:16 @_otis_ Hope the kid gets better soon. #
• 11:48 Dropping the top on the Saab and heading out for a family picnic. Perfect day for it. #
• 18:59 @Gamblingblues Taylor Swift = FUTURE STAR #ifyouknowwhatimean #
• 22:20 Remembering why I stopped playing poker online... #

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• 15:02 Hangover + killer toothache = teh suck. #

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• 12:19 Kids are done with school for the year. What's the over/under on how long I make it as a stay-at-home-dad? #
• 13:22 @Easycure: Yeah, you may actually be close... #
• 17:38 6 beers before Kindergarten Camp-Out. Many more to come. Believe me, I need them. #
• 18:32 @RamaRama: I would call that Drunk Time. #
• 18:37 I don't have my Dean Martin, my Stan Laurel, my Bud Abbott with me tonight to set up jokes with at this kindergarten camp-out... #
• 18:38 And yes, I know it should be "with whom to set up jokes"... I got a 140 characters. Lighten up. Sheesh! #
• 22:28 Tying one on at kindergarten camp out. Heading out to tp someones house. #

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• 12:01 At Circus World in Baraboo, WI #
• 16:15 After being at Circus World for the whole day, I have a new appreciation for clowns. BUT,only the ones that talk.Mute clowns freak me out. #
• 19:44 Two, SEPERATE in law pop-ins in one day. Someone please kill me. #
• 19:57 Erin Andrews looks delicious on the Spelling Bee tonight. #
• 22:26 @SnailTrax: Being There might be my favorite Wilco album. Or Summerteeth. Or Sky Blue Sky. Or YHF... #

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• 14:19 Follow the World Series of Poker on Twitter: www.twitter.com/wsoptweets #
• 16:27 Green Thumb Avenger #crapnames for superheroes #
• 22:31 Can't stop listening to the new Iron & Wine. Also, playing the Double Deuce on Full Tilt Poker. Thanks @Chilly43! #
• 22:35 @Easycure: Please come up with a better source than "Pajamas Media" to cite. I may actually give it a closer look. #wingnutsgonewild #
• 22:38 @Iggylicious: Write, man, write! #
• 22:52 @thisisnotapril @Iggylicious TUMBLR is a great idea! heavycritters.tumblr.com #
• 23:05 @thisisnotapril: YOU try being a stay-at-home-dad! I feel an uber coming on! #
• 23:11 @Iggylicious: The feeling is mutual. #
• 23:11 @Chilly43 LOL #
• 23:18 My AA vs. KK. Everything in the middle. Got four flushed (spades). OUCH. Out in 24th out of 63. A double up woulda made me chip leader... #

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• 10:14 RT @peacecorn: You have no idea how much I've missed zefrank: bit.ly/vm2oD #
• 10:59 RT @loladanseforth: Bada-Bing! $100M ad campaign to launch Microsoft's new search engine. Words are failing me. tinyurl.com/pccpm4 #
• 10:59 @loladanseforth I find it funny that I automatically went to Google to search for Bing. #
• 11:14 @_otis_ AMEN #
• 11:46 This day is a perfect Iron & Wine day. Already spun the new one, now onto The Shepherd's Dog. #
• 14:43 RT @TwinsMLB: Nick Punto, Minnesota Twins Battle To Cut Deadweight: There are two accepted truths when it c.. kl.am/oty GOOD READ #
• 17:25 RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ: Dam me and bow wow played the best outta seven series against chris tucker and chris brown and me and bow. Lost, aagh on #
• 18:54 Well, the $1.08 left in my Full Tilt account is now gone on a TERRIFIC suckout. Donations accepted for Bloody P :P Freerollin' now. #
• 19:14 To be fair, I pulled out $100 or so out of FT awhile back... #
• 19:40 Wondering if OLSEN TWINS NAKED will drive more traffic to my Twitter Update only blog bloodyp.blogspot.com.Let's raise that page rank #
• 19:41 @ohcaptain: Patience, butterfly. #
• 21:51 @Peacecorn Nice! We'll have to see what happens (DELETED TWILIGHT SEX SCENE) #
• 21:52 @good43 Laughing My Ass Off. Had to type the whole damn thing it was so funny. #
• 21:52 Actually that was meant for @peacecorn. Didn't see the RT. Either way, still rolling. #
• 21:55 OK, folks. FT $ for PayPal trade. Who's taking? I'm only asking for $10 so I can sling some nickles and dimes with the fishes. #
• 22:18 @peacecorn Just saw the (MILEY CYRUS INTERRACIAL) tweet. Inspired!! #
• 22:25 "running with the devil no music" and "showing my thong" posts still bringing tons of traffic to bloodyp.blogspot.com (MILEY TAPE) #
• 22:47 @peacecorn: Can't top that. VNH. #
• 22:59 So nobody wants to give up 10 of their worthless Full Tilt dollars for $10 of cold, hard cash (via Paypal)? IN THIS ECONOMY?? #
• 23:08 @Chilly43 DM me your paypal address plz. #
• 23:10 @chilly43: I haven't played in awhile. FTP$?? Unless I'm just an idiot missing it... #
• 23:18 @Chilly43 Bloody P Send me your email adress. #
• 23:26 @Chilly43 Allowed! Done and done. Thanks again. Can't wait to have a Waffles-like rant in the next week or so... #

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• 23:53 @Easycure: L. O. L. #
• 23:55 @ohcaptain: Did you know that you can buy REAL BEER at GAS STATIONS on SUNDAYS in Wisconsin? It's true! Also, bars are open till 3am (shh) #
• 00:16 @penner33 Wired did a great write up of the game/man behind the game. I have yet to buy it. #
• 10:39 @ohcaptain: Damn, I sure do miss Minnesota though. #
• 11:15 @ohcaptain: MAJOR bonus. However, after this weekend, I plan to get less crap than usual about being a Twins fan. #
• 18:06 @loladanseforth: Is there a next Angelina Jolie? #
• 18:09 3 hour Weber Kettle ribs, garlic and onion asparagus, beer. #dinnerreport #
• 22:36 @loladanseforth Megan Fox is HOTTER thank Angelina #
• 23:14 @bloodyp: STOP PLAYING POKER ONLINE AND DRINKING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL, YOU MORON. That is all #

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• 04:37 Stupid beer. #
• 15:07 @Gamblingblues: I'm about 2 hours due north of you. #
• 23:02 @RamaRama: Fun to be a Twins fan in cheese country right about now. #
• 23:03 Bon fire + good beer + friends + warm night - mosquitos = teh awesome. #

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• 23:43 @ohcaptain: If I would've known I had a MN hook-up, I never would have left! #
• 09:09 Nothing like waking up to two kids having a battle royale in the living room over which friggin' cartoon to watch... #
• 16:27 @tripjax: Absolutely killer, man! Congrats! #
• 17:07 Just installed Full Tilt on the Mac G3. Haven't played in ages. I have $1.20 in my account. Time to build the bankroll one penny at a time. #
• 17:16 @RamaRama: That's a damn nice picture. The clarity is good, too. #

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• 08:46 Breakfast with the wife, and then off to the Beaver Dam city-wide garage sale. Should be interesting. #
• 20:32 Reveling in the Twins drubbing of the Brewers, much to the dismay of my family. To be fair, I like the Brewers quite a bit. But...GO TWINS! #
• 21:08 Cuddyer hits for the cycle! #
• 21:09 @BobbyBracelet: And later you will drag yourself to the john. #
• 22:11 @ohcaptain: Where in the hell did you get Spotted Cow in Minnesota??? #

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• 16:13 Joe Mauer is currently batting .417 #
• 17:36 @donkeypuncher: That's good news for Twins (and AL Central teams) fans. Dodged a bullet there. #
• 21:11 Orv's pizza and really bad beer. All in all, a stellar trailer trash meal. #dinnerreport #
• 21:27 @RamaRama: Come see what Wisconsin drinking is all about. #

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• 13:21 Oh, there you are summer. I've been looking for you... #
• 13:51 New Iron & Wine b-sides/rarities album is VERY good. #
• 14:00 @Gamblingblues: Hard to believe this is a "B" sides album. It's every bit as solid as a proper album. #
• 14:11 @Gamblingblues: Calexico outtakes would have been KICK ASS (except you know, more mellow than KICK ASS). #
• 16:36 Getting ready for a food experiment: Ranch-bacon-mozzarella Jucy Lucys. Hope the cheese holds up. Ranch should be interesting addition. #
• 18:05 @Gamblingblues: Get outside and GRILL! #
• 18:07 @Gamblingblues: That sucks. Looks like it's restaurant time, huh? #
• 18:50 Ranch-bacon-mozzarella Jucy Lucy update: Damn good. Won't use the mozz again. You have to stick with american cheese or it doesn't work. #
• 18:55 @bloodyp Friendfeed test #
• 21:13 @donkeypuncher Called Kris after Danny got booted. No way the Midwest was going for Adam (who probably should have won). #
• 21:47 @RamaRama When I get to the Cities in a couple of weeks, I'm going to punch you for blasphemy. Or buy you a beer. Your choice. #

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• 11:39 @good43: LOL. Have fun. #
• 12:58 @ToddTodderson: Are you messing with me? #
• 13:07 @ToddTodderson: Well let me know when you can fit me in. I ain't go nowhere neither. #

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• 15:44 @toddtodderson We still need to go bar hopping in Wisconsin #

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• 00:37 Does anyone really give a shit about the AL West? Besides @joespeaker of course. #
• 00:48 @Iggylicious: So jealous. #
• 19:49 @MIN_Twins: Twins make Hulk ANGRY... #
• 20:57 @thisisnotapril LOL about the scarf. I'll pick up a pair of Harry Potter style table sunglasses. #
• 22:50 @. Can't stop listening to Jamie Liddell's "Jim". #earthquake #
• 22:54 @absinthetics: Hope you and all of my California perps are OK in tha CA. #earthquake #

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• 16:08 Really hating The Minnesota Twins... #
• 16:21 @ohcaptain: Yeah, two days in a row... What's with the Twins ALWAYS utterly sucking against the Yankees? #
• 17:36 @Gamblingblues: Are you in Wisconsin? #
• 17:39 @MIN_Twins: Pretty brutal couple of days, baseball-wise. #
• 17:41 @Gamblingblues: Sounds delicious. I'm grilling up jalapeno-cheddar brats from the local butcher. #

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• 11:26 RT @thisisnotapril: RT @deneyterrio: STREAM THE NEW WILCO NOW YOU FOOLS wilcoworld.net/discs/thealbum/ #

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• 08:13 @_otis_ Many congrats! Enjoy a stogie for me. #
• 17:59 @RamaRama: Drink up, grandpa! #
• 21:57 Sippin' on wine and mackin' #

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• 08:37 Morning comes early around here. #
• 09:10 is.gd/aMiQ #

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• 12:52 Happy Mother's Day to all. Especially you MILFs out there. #
• 21:26 @Chilly43: I dug into my mother in laws "secret" beer stash. Heavily. I'll met you there. Bring sunscreen. #

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• 11:25 @_otis_ Looks like a career in the making there. #
• 11:26 If anyone is looking for a great, easy read, check out Nick Hornby's "Polysyllabic Spree". Highly recommended. Good to read in the can, too #
• 12:35 @Gamblingblues: THAT, sir, is an awesome find. #
• 16:10 FACEBOOK Easter Egg: Arrows up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, enter. Then click anywhere. (pretty cool) #
• 22:06 @RamaRama: Independent? Williams? Knight Cap NE? ;) #
• 22:20 Daaaayum! I forget how much you love Lyles. Wait...Macs?? #
• 22:20 @RamaRama: Grumpy's NE is the only place to be. Formerly my "corner" bar. #

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• 10:49 @BobbyBracelet @Iggylicious: Had a blog post on bloodyp.blogspot.com called "Showing My Thong". Still get hundreds of hits a month off that. #
• 11:03 @good43 tshirt and embroidery business? #
• 20:04 Somehow I just resurrected my old 20g iPod. Got sick of looking at it, popped it open with a butter knife, hit the HD and battery. Voila! #
• 20:26 @BobbyBracelet @RamaRama: You guys sure know a lot about blowing things! #ifyouknowwhatimean #
• 20:54 @RamaRama: Ripped as well, so witty retort is now out the window. #
• 20:55 @RamaRama: Also, you have poker tonight correct? IF so: Bastard. If not: Bastard. #

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• 23:49 @Iggylicious: Sad. I remember when The Onion was only in Madison and I would wait eagerly for my friend from Madison to be me stacks of them #
• 09:40 To golf or not to golf, that is the question. #
• 13:22 Manny Ramirez out for 50 games for illegal substance. #steroidsareforwinners! #

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• 09:00 Hmmm...Don't remember having corn for dinner last night. #
• 23:22 Watching TMZ for the first time. Could be the dumbest show in the history of television. Even worse than Roger Lodge hosting "Blind Date" #

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• 08:44 is jonesin' for some live poker. #
• 09:50 RT @jonathancoulton: First of May in ASL with backup singers (in case you don't know, this is Not Safe For Work): bit.ly/7k34c #
• 15:58 @Iggylicious: Sort of makes you want to work there. #
• 18:23 Tried to create a "make do" muffler (new one comes next week) out of a 24 oz beer can and some high-heat tape & muffler clamps. EPIC FAIL #
• 20:26 @donkeypuncher: C'mon...Ocean's 12 is not THAT bad. I mean, it's bad. But "BLOWS"? #

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• 09:59 Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad, Hey Dad... #

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• 18:07 @RamaRama: Good god is right. Looks delicious. #
• 19:58 @RamaRama: Growlers are such a Minnesota thing. Nobody knows what they are here in Sconie. #
• 19:59 This must be some sort of daily tweet record for @JoeSpeaker. Well done, sir. #
• 20:32 @Gamblingblues: Tru dat. Also, excited to race turbos. ;) @JoeSpeaker: Keep it up, you're a welcome presence on the Twitter tubes. #
• 20:34 Gearing up for Disc 2 of Season 6 of The Sopranos. No wonder so many people dug this show. Totally addicting. #
• 22:09 10pm news: "Where children's hands touch a lot of fun things, and are usually deep into balls". Story was about a Childrens Museum. Still.. #

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• 09:03 First of May, y'allz! is.gd/gMz (NSFW) #
• 09:24 @ohcaptain: First of May has put me in a Jonathan Coulton mood today. #

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