My Aim Is True

• 12:19 Kids are done with school for the year. What's the over/under on how long I make it as a stay-at-home-dad? #
• 13:22 @Easycure: Yeah, you may actually be close... #
• 17:38 6 beers before Kindergarten Camp-Out. Many more to come. Believe me, I need them. #
• 18:32 @RamaRama: I would call that Drunk Time. #
• 18:37 I don't have my Dean Martin, my Stan Laurel, my Bud Abbott with me tonight to set up jokes with at this kindergarten camp-out... #
• 18:38 And yes, I know it should be "with whom to set up jokes"... I got a 140 characters. Lighten up. Sheesh! #
• 22:28 Tying one on at kindergarten camp out. Heading out to tp someones house. #

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