Early Birthday Present

Check out THIS bitchin' T-shirt I got today as an early b-day gift:

























And yes, he IS holding The Hammer.

Sweet.

Flopped Nut Flushes Are The Shizzle

I would've like to have gotten a little more bling out of this, but...

PokerStars Game #10087433600: Tournament #51129346, $6.00+$0.60 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/05/24 - 19:04:10 (ET)
Table '51129346 1' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Yahoozle (1340 in chips)
Seat 2: razpoutine31 (2210 in chips)
Seat 3: joeymax (1200 in chips)
Seat 4: Bloody P (1850 in chips)
Seat 5: Rainman488 (1370 in chips)
Seat 6: mrsparky64 (1030 in chips)
Rainman488: posts small blind 10
mrsparky64: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bloody P [8s As]
Yahoozle: folds
razpoutine31: calls 20
joeymax: calls 20
Bloody P: calls 20
Rainman488: calls 10
mrsparky64: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ts 7s 3s]
Rainman488: checks
mrsparky64: checks
razpoutine31: bets 60
joeymax: folds
Bloody P: calls 60
Rainman488: folds
mrsparky64: calls 60
*** TURN *** [Ts 7s 3s] [Js]
mrsparky64: checks
razpoutine31: checks
Bloody P: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ts 7s 3s Js] [Qh]
mrsparky64: checks
razpoutine31: checks
Bloody P: bets 100
mrsparky64: calls 100
razpoutine31: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bloody P: shows [8s As] (a flush, Ace high)
mrsparky64: mucks hand
Bloody P collected 480 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 480 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 7s 3s Js Qh]
Seat 1: Yahoozle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: razpoutine31 folded on the River
Seat 3: joeymax folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Bloody P (button) showed [8s As] and won (480) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Rainman488 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: mrsparky64 (big blind) mucked [Jc Tc]

Cracked Hammer

PokerStars Game #9770024538: Tournament #49581534, $6.00+$0.60 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/05/05 - 23:13:30 (ET)
Table '49581534 1' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Bloody P (1510 in chips)
Seat 2: badboy112 (1230 in chips)
Seat 4: Buster's Bo (1520 in chips)
Seat 5: CRT99 (1720 in chips)
Seat 6: fatboybcc (3020 in chips)
fatboybcc: posts small blind 10
Bloody P: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bloody P [7d 2h]
badboy112: folds
Buster's Bo: calls 20
CRT99: folds
fatboybcc: calls 10
Bloody P: raises 80 to 100
Buster's Bo: folds
fatboybcc: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [8h 9h 9c]
fatboybcc: checks
Bloody P: bets 200
fatboybcc: calls 200
*** TURN *** [8h 9h 9c] [Qs]
fatboybcc: bets 300
Bloody P: raises 910 to 1210 and is all-in
fatboybcc: calls 910
*** RIVER *** [8h 9h 9c Qs] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fatboybcc: shows [Td Js] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Bloody P: shows [7d 2h] (a pair of Nines)
fatboybcc collected 3040 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3040 | Rake 0
Board [8h 9h 9c Qs 5c]
Seat 1: Bloody P (big blind) showed [7d 2h] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: badboy112 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Buster's Bo folded before Flop
Seat 5: CRT99 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: fatboybcc (small blind) showed [Td Js] and won (3040) with a straight, Eight to Queen

And yeah, you're goddamn right I pushed. It's the HAMMER, beetches. Look in the mirror and think to yourself if you'd have the balls to do the same...didn't think so