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Thursday, June 29, 2006

KY (Not the Jelly, Sicko)

Heading back to Wisconsin today. It's Smurfette's birthday. Happy Birthday, baby!!

I'm in Wisconsin till the 4th of July, then early on the 5th, I'm going to knock out a couple of my teeth, buy myself a diaper to run around in, and get a couple of moonshine jugs, cuz I'm packin' up the pick-em-up truck and heading to Kin-tucky for a week to see Mee Maw and Pee Paw!! I'm sure I'll have knocked Smurfette up with triplets by the time we get back.

From the 5th to the 13th, I'll be Cletus P.


Any correspondence can be mailed to:

Cletus P
General Delivery
Kirksey, KY

I reckon it'll be a damn good time.

*Even though it seems like I'm making fun of people from the south, I'm really not. OK, I am, but for chrissakes, I grew up in NORTHERN Wisconsin. Like almost as far north as you can go and still be in the US... I don't understand the southern culture at all. I don't eat grits. Ever. Or hush puppies. And yes, I've tried both. Gimme a nice hotdish any day of the week. My sincere apologies to anyone from the south that I've offended (you hillbilly).


Blogger Pokerwolf said...

You Yankees never understand proper Southern culture because it's too high class and intelligent for you to comprehend it.

(I keed! I keed!)

Technically, I'm a Southerner-by-proxy since I've lived in Virginia for 16 years. I was born in Massachusetts, though, so don't blow my cover! ;)

Cletus P.

Well done, sir, well done. =)

6/30/06, 7:26 AM  
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

I was offended, and I'm from New York.

6/30/06, 9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P, Southerners don't really consider Appalachians part of their culture. We are the genteel, white column plantation, white-sheets-and-hoods kind of South.

No offense taken.

Mr. Parx.

PS - You sure were tilty last night.

6/30/06, 9:52 AM  
Blogger Iakaris aka I.A.K. said...

So what you're really saying is you're Canadian...I knew there was a reason I liked you.

6/30/06, 11:05 AM  
Blogger jusdealem said...

I reckon I'll tell ya, I'm sure 'nuff from the South and me and Paw wernt none too offended by your comments, but wernt none to happy wif 'em, neither. Guess what I'm a sayin' is, we don't give two farts in a whirlwind bout it! Have you a good ol' time in Kaintucky. Yeeee haw and git-r-done. (you yankee)

7/3/06, 10:51 PM  
Blogger jusdealem said...

Ha! Umm, yes, there was alchohol involved when I left the above comment last night...must try to avoid this in future. :)

7/4/06, 11:00 AM  
Blogger Heavy Critters said...

Leavin' tomorrow, ya'll!

My parents have themselves one of them new fangled caculators with typewriters attached, so hopefully I can keep in touch with ya'll. And continue our fellowship in the Lord.

Git R Done!

Cletus P

7/4/06, 3:20 PM  
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