Anyone Hungry for D.Q.? Me!!!!!

AND

DEMS QUADS BEETCHES!!! Not once, but TWICE. In the span of about an hour.

Although those two hands were fun to play, I felt more like the Z-List porn chick, Janet Mason of David Williams porno fame (NSFW)when it came to poker last night. I just kept taking it right in the ass. And it was all my fault. After blowing a few SnGs due to mostly apathy and poor play (chasing down draws, playing the hell out of middle pair great kicker, etc.), I focused and went on a tear, turning in a Jenna Jameson-like performance and finishing the night:

1st
1st
2nd

Me likey.

Thanks to everyone who chimed in to help me out with getting my poker shizzle together.
Closed caption to Jordan, TripJax, April, CC, Waffles, and Alan: you guys rule. Thanks for first of all reading this humble little blog in the first place, and second of all for being so kind as to help out.

I'll announce the winner of the contest shortly.

BeeP