My Aim Is True

• 00:37 @metsfan: First of all, that's kick ass. Now I want one. Second: I'm thinking of running away with "Jane" (my GPS voice), so... No. #
• 00:37 @metsfan: Love TNG. Seen every episode at least twice. No nerdo. #
• 10:52 Best gift so far? Wife and kids letting me sleep in until 10:30 this morning. #
• 11:16 @maigrey: Ouch. We got some rain up here, but nothing like that. #
• 18:00 @RamaRama: When you get home, please open the UPS package that's there. The kids will need food and water... #
• 18:07 I am in the garage, hiding from my children. bkite.com/05gkC #
• 18:46 Tonight is SOOO a "get-drunk-make-a-snowman-at-two-in-the-morning" kind of night. #
• 18:50 Also, Leinie's 1888 Bock is smooth and highly drinkable. I plan on having 139 more tonight. #
• 19:43 My Christmas gift to y'allz: An 8-bit Christmas. drop.io/orwcuks #
• 20:22 Wife's "full family" party starts tomorrow at 2pm at the V to tha F to tha W. Open bar for 4 hours. Watch out. #
• 21:14 @RamaRama: Yes homo. #
• 21:16 Big Unit to the Giants? HAHAAHA. Nice pairing with Barry "Where's the plate?" Zito... #
• 21:17 @RamaRama: Wait, just to be clear, that "Yes homo" was directed towards you and not the author. #
• 21:25 @RamaRama: I'm guessing that since YOU'RE sewing, Molly killed the pig. Also, plz sew me up some boxer shorts. #
• 21:27 @NumbBono: 40 degrees here in WI, too. Sort of raining. Should be fun on the roads tomorrow! #
• 21:31 @RamaRama: Boxer SHORTS. Boxers. You know, what REAL mean wear to let their baby's arm hang free and clear of any true encumberance? #
• 21:44 @RamaRama: That smells so much like a really bad 6-way sexual encounter, I can't take it. MAKE IT HAPPEN! Keep 'em drinking! #
• 21:46 My bad run has taken me from $10 (thanks Kat!) to $50 (thanks FT!) to currently $6.50 (again, thank mother f*#($#@@ FT!). #
• 21:50 @RamaRama: I didn't have enough characters to type that sentiment. She can't get pregnant twice! #
• 21:55 @RamaRama: What they're doing is playing mind "games". They want you to come in there in a self-sewn thong. You'll be golden. #
• 22:03 @RamaRama: Do what I do. Have an Xmas Eve "taint waxing" tradition. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Hurts so good. #
• 22:12 @donkeypuncher @RamaRama: Hopefully there's a sword waiting to be "thrust" right there at home... #

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