New Year's Resolutions
1. Play less poker.
2. Spend more quality time with my family.
3. Slow down on the boozin'.
4. Excel more at my job.
5. Stop and smell the fuckin' roses.
2. Spend more quality time with my family.
3. Slow down on the boozin'.
4. Excel more at my job.
5. Stop and smell the fuckin' roses.
posted by Heavy Critters at 7:23 PM
5 Comments:
Like planning a wedding reception, never skimp on the booze.
Duly noted.
OK, forget #3.
SKOL VIKINGS!!
Wait...our season's done.
Like a drunk uncle at a wedding reception, always skimp on the booze. Or move #3 to #1.
It's Monday night...I'm drunk.
I'm throwing everything out the window...
Man, you gotta lighten up some.
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