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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

New Year's Resolutions

1. Play less poker.

2. Spend more quality time with my family.

3. Slow down on the boozin'.

4. Excel more at my job.

5. Stop and smell the fuckin' roses.


Blogger Unknown said...

Like planning a wedding reception, never skimp on the booze.

1/4/07, 11:40 AM  
Blogger Heavy Critters said...

Duly noted.

OK, forget #3.


Wait...our season's done.

1/4/07, 9:38 PM  
Blogger RA said...

Like a drunk uncle at a wedding reception, always skimp on the booze. Or move #3 to #1.

1/7/07, 9:35 PM  
Blogger Heavy Critters said...

It's Monday night...I'm drunk.

I'm throwing everything out the window...

1/8/07, 7:21 PM  
Blogger Wolverine Fan said...

Man, you gotta lighten up some.

1/9/07, 6:02 AM  

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