Table Banter

I don't usually post hand histories here, but these two were too good to pass up. I found Guin on the Mimosa IV table and figured I'd join him for a couple of minutes. It actually ended up being about 15 minutes total. Guin must have left at some point (and I must not have noticed!) during these two hands.

Keep in mind, I bought in for $4.00, just playing on playing for a bit while I surfed for jobs.

PokerStars Game #5846980990: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2006/08/08 -
20:18:24 (ET)
Table 'Mimosa IV' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: jocko0240 ($9.90 in chips)
Seat 2: Bloody P ($3.90 in chips)
Seat 3: forpearl ($4.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Falco63 ($10.20 in chips)
Seat 6: ImFlush ($12.55 in chips)
Seat 7: dondada02 ($3.05 in chips)
Seat 8: Dr. Barkley ($9.90 in chips)
Seat 9: OBXBandit ($10 in chips)
Dr. Barkley: posts small blind $0.05O
BXBandit: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bloody P [Kd 9h]
jocko0240: folds
Bloody P: calls $0.10
forpearl: calls $0.10
Falco63: calls $0.10
ImFlush: folds
dondada02: folds
Dr. Barkley: folds
OBXBandit: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc Jd Th]
OBXBandit: checks
Bloody P: checks
forpearl: bets $0.30
Falco63: folds
OBXBandit: calls $0.30
Bloody P: raises $0.60 to $0.90
forpearl: calls $0.60
OBXBandit: calls $0.60
*** TURN *** [Qc Jd Th] [Ts]
OBXBandit: checks
Bloody P: bets $2.90 and is all-in
Bloody P said, "yawn"
Bloody P said, "you'll still have 20 cents"
forpearl: folds
OBXBandit: folds
Bloody P collected $3 from pot
Bloody P: doesn't show hand

And this is my favorite. Mostly because of I got him to call with the same line I used above:

PokerStars Game #5847014453: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2006/08/08 -
20:21:10 (ET)
Table 'Mimosa IV' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: jocko0240 ($9.50 in chips)
Seat 3: forpearl ($3.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Falco63 ($10.55 in chips)
Seat 6: ImFlush ($12.55 in chips)
Seat 7: dondada02 ($3.05 in chips)
Seat 8: Dr. Barkley ($10 in chips)
Seat 9: OBXBandit ($8.95 in chips)
jocko0240: posts small blind $0.05
Bloody P: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bloody P [8s Ad]
forpearl: calls $0.10
Falco63: folds
ImFlush: folds
dondada02: calls $0.10
Dr. Barkley: folds
OBXBandit: calls $0.10
jocko0240: folds
Bloody P: checks
*** FLOP *** [As 6c Js]
Bloody P: bets $0.30
forpearl: calls $0.30
dondada02: folds
OBXBandit: folds
*** TURN *** [As 6c Js] [4d]
Bloody P: bets $0.60
forpearl: calls $0.60
*** RIVER *** [As 6c Js 4d] [Ah]
Bloody P: bets $2.10
Bloody P said, "you'll have a nickel left!"
forpearl: calls $2.10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bloody P: shows [8s Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
forpearl: mucks hand
Bloody P collected $6.15 from pot
Bloody P said, "see!"
*** SUMMARY ***

And then my parting shot:

***Dealt to Bloody P [6s 4c]
Bloody P said, "chip and a chair, my man"
ImFlush: folds
dondada02: calls $0.10
Dr. Barkley: folds
OBXBandit: folds
forpearl has returned
jocko0240: folds
Bloody P said, "now that i've doubled up my $4, I'm going to go masturbate"
forpearl said, "nasty"

What an awesome 15 minutes that was.