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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Table Banter

I don't usually post hand histories here, but these two were too good to pass up. I found Guin on the Mimosa IV table and figured I'd join him for a couple of minutes. It actually ended up being about 15 minutes total. Guin must have left at some point (and I must not have noticed!) during these two hands.

Keep in mind, I bought in for $4.00, just playing on playing for a bit while I surfed for jobs.

PokerStars Game #5846980990: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2006/08/08 -
20:18:24 (ET)
Table 'Mimosa IV' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: jocko0240 ($9.90 in chips)
Seat 2: Bloody P ($3.90 in chips)
Seat 3: forpearl ($4.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Falco63 ($10.20 in chips)
Seat 6: ImFlush ($12.55 in chips)
Seat 7: dondada02 ($3.05 in chips)
Seat 8: Dr. Barkley ($9.90 in chips)
Seat 9: OBXBandit ($10 in chips)
Dr. Barkley: posts small blind $0.05O
BXBandit: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bloody P [Kd 9h]
jocko0240: folds
Bloody P: calls $0.10
forpearl: calls $0.10
Falco63: calls $0.10
ImFlush: folds
dondada02: folds
Dr. Barkley: folds
OBXBandit: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc Jd Th]
OBXBandit: checks
Bloody P: checks
forpearl: bets $0.30
Falco63: folds
OBXBandit: calls $0.30
Bloody P: raises $0.60 to $0.90
forpearl: calls $0.60
OBXBandit: calls $0.60
*** TURN *** [Qc Jd Th] [Ts]
OBXBandit: checks
Bloody P: bets $2.90 and is all-in
Bloody P said, "yawn"
Bloody P said, "you'll still have 20 cents"
forpearl: folds
OBXBandit: folds
Bloody P collected $3 from pot
Bloody P: doesn't show hand

And this is my favorite. Mostly because of I got him to call with the same line I used above:

PokerStars Game #5847014453: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2006/08/08 -
20:21:10 (ET)
Table 'Mimosa IV' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: jocko0240 ($9.50 in chips)
Seat 3: forpearl ($3.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Falco63 ($10.55 in chips)
Seat 6: ImFlush ($12.55 in chips)
Seat 7: dondada02 ($3.05 in chips)
Seat 8: Dr. Barkley ($10 in chips)
Seat 9: OBXBandit ($8.95 in chips)
jocko0240: posts small blind $0.05
Bloody P: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bloody P [8s Ad]
forpearl: calls $0.10
Falco63: folds
ImFlush: folds
dondada02: calls $0.10
Dr. Barkley: folds
OBXBandit: calls $0.10
jocko0240: folds
Bloody P: checks
*** FLOP *** [As 6c Js]
Bloody P: bets $0.30
forpearl: calls $0.30
dondada02: folds
OBXBandit: folds
*** TURN *** [As 6c Js] [4d]
Bloody P: bets $0.60
forpearl: calls $0.60
*** RIVER *** [As 6c Js 4d] [Ah]
Bloody P: bets $2.10
Bloody P said, "you'll have a nickel left!"
forpearl: calls $2.10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bloody P: shows [8s Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
forpearl: mucks hand
Bloody P collected $6.15 from pot
Bloody P said, "see!"
*** SUMMARY ***

And then my parting shot:

***Dealt to Bloody P [6s 4c]
Bloody P said, "chip and a chair, my man"
ImFlush: folds
dondada02: calls $0.10
Dr. Barkley: folds
OBXBandit: folds
forpearl has returned
jocko0240: folds
Bloody P said, "now that i've doubled up my $4, I'm going to go masturbate"
forpearl said, "nasty"

What an awesome 15 minutes that was.

9 Comments:

Blogger ragecg said...

What i love to do is limp in, hit a monster, get insane action, then type:

"Doncha hate it when your in a job interview, and you sneeze and fart at the same time? OW! That hurts...."

8/9/06, 1:26 PM  
Blogger JvilleWhip said...

Bloody P said, "now that i've doubled up my $4, I'm going to go masturbate"

Yeah, cuz the $4 was the motivating factor...lol. Nice!

I love having the math ready. Going to try that tonight!

Later

8/9/06, 1:34 PM  
Blogger Joe Speaker said...

It costs $4 to masturbate?

Somewhere, there's a bill collector searching hihg and low for me.

8/9/06, 3:12 PM  
Blogger slb159 said...

Thanks for the comment, P...I have fixed the problem.

8/9/06, 3:19 PM  
Blogger Bloody P said...

Chilly, $4 is the cover charge, yo. Watch out for the 300 pound, bald, gay Harley lookin' dude if you don't pony up.

Rage, my favorite is "God gave me quads" or "Jesus loves me, so he helps my hands." OR if you win a monster and somebody flames you, say "I enjoy breakdancing." It drives 'em nuts.

slb, problem fixed over here as well.

8/9/06, 5:16 PM  
Blogger TripJax said...

When forpearl typed, "nasty", you should have replied.

"No, for pearl necklace."

8/9/06, 6:23 PM  
Blogger Bloody P said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Damn my slow wit!

Nice one, Trip.

8/10/06, 12:28 PM  
Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

Nice message you left for Melinda - very romantic. Especially the part about if there's another person joining us, I'll hit that too.

8/10/06, 7:17 PM  
Blogger Guin said...

Thanks to Hoy for pointing out this post... not sure why I ever sat down at a NL$10 table on PS.... hmm must have been why I left... that is the only micro level that I still can't beat.

Everyone knows I can't play ABC very well.

1/5/07, 11:17 AM  

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