Shocked!
"Two in the pink, one in the stink"
OR
"Goin' to town with one in the brown"
If we're going to keep it poker-based, I think the poker equivalent to The Shocker (from a female perspective) is being dealt pocket aces, and having someone push all-in against you and flip a pair of two's.
Joy! Ecstacy! Deliver me my bounty, you alpaca-lemur-donkey!
Until that two hits on the river giving him a set, and cripples you.
Shocker.
posted by Heavy Critters at 6:55 PM
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I had a friend in college who was obsessed with the shocker.
At a party, in a drunken haze (natch) he muscled the microphone away from the lead singer of the house band to explain in intricate details the implementation of the shocker. He even divulged the secret of the 'vulcan shocker' variant.
I'm e-mailing the link to this entry to him and all my college friends I can think of.
God, I didn't even THINK about the Vulcan Shocker!!
LMAO.
I now have a reason to get through my day (and educate everyone I see).
Thanks, C.L.!
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