Happy Masturbating!

These bad boys (NSFW) may just end up being responsible for ending the human race some day.

Think about it fellas. Who needs women with this bad boy? It doesn't complain, doesn't ask how many beers you've had, what time you're going to be home, when are you ever going to finish {insert various unfinished project here}, etc...

It just sits quietly in your sock drawer waiting for you to "come" home and give it some attention.

With such offerings as:

Deep Throat Cup
Soft Tube Cup
Rolling Head Cup
Double Hole Cup
Air Cushion Cup

it's never gonna be a lonely Friday night again.

They're not available in the U.S. just yet, but @ $14.00 U.S. per "unit" guess who's going to be first in line at Billy's Butt Plugs & More in town?

That's right, Waffles.